Funny Consultant Sayings

#1. I think the enemy is self-censorship. In a free society the biggest danger is that you're afraid to the point where you censor yourself.

Tim Robbins

#2. Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

Scott Adams

#3. If there seems no answers then create and apply them.

Steven Redhead

#4. So if we have anything original to offer, it's to speak from our own life about the society we're in.

Sean Penn

#5. But it looked as if Brother Edvin had become so wrinkled simply from smiling at people. Kristin thought she had never seen anyone who looked so cheerful or so kind. He seemed to carry within him a luminous and secret joy, and she was able to share it whenever he spoke.

Sigrid Undset

#6. One shouldn't be afraid of the humans. Well, I am not afraid of the humans, but of what is inhuman in them.

Ivo Andric

#7. There is an "offense" to the Gospel no matter how graciously we present it. It includes the message that God, not humanity, is the ultimate judge of right and wrong, and that the choices we make here have eternal consequences.

Philip Yancey

#8. If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.

Chris Rock

#9. if you paid enough attention to your past, it would grow and grow, obscure your present as well as your future.

Aline Ohanesian

#10. In this world we're all travelers on the same ship that has set sail from one unknown port en route to another equally foreign to us; we should treat each other therefore with the friendliness due to fellow travelers.

Fernando Pessoa

#11. What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

Rodney Dangerfield

#12. You gonna take the case?"
It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of."
You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens," Grandma said.

Janet Evanovich