Top 15 Funny Colon Cancer Quotes
#1. It was hard to see where he was going, and he was careful not to damage the camera, so expensive that his father made him name it (Carl), so he would treat it more carefully.
Kevin Wilson
#2. And strong-looking. Like the kind of guy you feel standing next to you before you actually see him, because he's blocking so much ambient light.
Rainbow Rowell
#3. She reached into a pocket of her tunic and brought out a small decorative box. She placed it on the table and slid it toward him. He squelched the urge to push it back. "I came to bring you this. It's yours."
Grace Draven
#4. The best type of date is when it's an unexpected thing. It could be starting as a friendship or a first meeting where you meet and then you end up talking for 15 hours in a row. That's kind of where you're so in sync that it's just cohesive and it's fun.
Nolan Gerard Funk
#5. Same species, same earth, different stories. Like Creation stories everywhere, cosmologies are a source of identity and orientation to the world. They tell us who we are. We are inevitably shaped by them no matter how distant they may be from our consciousness.
Robin Wall Kimmerer
#6. Under the whole "personal is political" motto of feminism, I feel that personal kindness, treating people decently, is political-is punk.
Beth Ditto
#7. Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in.
H.R. Haldeman
#8. Prayer for the Day Higher Power, remind me to pray to You often. Remind me to stop and listen to You. Remind me that You love me very much.
Anonymous
#9. At the end of the day, a choice was made and it wasn't ours. So why get all bugabooed about it?
Benjamin R. Smith
#10. Analysis isn't pliers, and truth is not teeth: you can't pull it out by force. A mouth stays closes as long as it wants to. Truth is told when it tells itself.
Jill Alexander Essbaum
#11. There was a man once who said that mothers carry the key of our souls with them all our lives. But you threw mine away
Cassandra Clare
#12. Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I die, I hope to go out the same way I came in, but I don't think my mother would be into that.
Zach Braff
#13. We're so useful, we practical people. We hold it altogether. But we're seen as killjoys, somehow. Most unfair.
Joanna Trollope
#14. It was only when I started to dig my heels in that I started to realize that's what I needed to do - that nobody was going to open the door for me, that I had to make some space.
Dave Holland
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