Funny Clippy Quotes

#1. In the last years of the nineteen-eighties, I worked not at startups but at what might be called finish-downs. Tech companies that were dying would hire temps - college students and new graduates - to do what little was left of the work of the employees they'd laid off.

Jill Lepore

#2. My next film is always shaped by the last one ... by the things I feel I didn't get right, or the things I like and want to try to develop further, but it always comes out of the last picture.

Robert Benton

#3. I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff pg. 4

Kim Harrison

#4. Life is a shit sandwich. The more bread you've got, the less shit you eat.

Salman Rushdie

#5. The most common place I get stopped by fans is the ladies'.

Jessica Raine

#6. Technological change is beneficial only when other jobs replace the ones lost.

Robert Kuttner

#7. Everywhere that freedom stirs, let tyrants fear.

George W. Bush

#8. It's simple my heart is made from love and love will always beat hate any day and anywhere! No amount of evil can ever conquer me.

Angel Ramon Medina

#9. I thrive best on solitude. If I have had a companion only one day in a week, unless it were one or two I could name, I find that the value of the week to me has been seriously affected. It dissipates my days, and often it takes me another week to get over it.

Henry David Thoreau

#10. There's always these giant baffling books, like 'The Da Vinci Code.' People say it's not as well written as 'Midnight's Children.' Why aren't people reading 'Midnight's Children?' Nobody knows why these phenomenons happen but they're great.

Denise Mina