Clippy Quotes

#1. Clippy got that pervert-on-the-playground look again..

Rob Reid

#2. Microsoft is still living down its disastrous introduction of Clippy, a ghastly piece of artificial intelligence - I'm using that term very loosely - that would observe people's behavior as they worked on a document and try to bust in, offering 'advice' that tended to be spectacularly useless

Clive Thompson

#3. I believe music should reflect yourself in some way and not just yourself at the given time. I feel that when you die or when you're going, someone's supposed to listen to that music and know everything about you. And I just try to get that across.

Lil' Wayne

#4. God makes trees, he doesn't write books.

Bill Maher

#5. The question is the primary form of communication for little kids.

Jim Gaffigan

#6. You can spread your soul over a paddy field, you can whisper to a mango tree, you can feel the earth between your toes and know that this is the place, the place where it begins and ends. But what can you tell to a pile of bricks? The bricks will not be moved (page 87).

Monica Ali

#7. There's nothing in all the world I want but you - and your precious love - All the material things are nothing. I'd just hate to live a sordid, colorless existence - because you'd soon love me less - and less - and I'd do anything - anything - to keep your heart for my own -

Lauren Blakely

#8. Akela, the grim old wolf who had never asked for mercy in his life, gave one piteous look at Mowgli as the boy stood all naked, his long black hair tossing over his shoulders in the light of the blazing branch that made the shadows jump and quiver.

Rudyard Kipling

#9. Prospects get called everyday by salespeople. They can tell if you are a sincere or impatient sales person who doesn't really care about their problems.

Timi Nadela

#10. On their own, your eyes did not naturally discover the sky.

Joyce Carol Oates

#11. Choice is the engine of our evolution.

Gary Zukav

#12. I can't. I w-want y-you, my own fucking twin!

Sage Whistler

#13. And if we folks have a motto, it's this: 'Don't holler - smile and bide your time.' We've survived a passel of things that way, smiling and biding our time, and we've gotten to be experts at surviving.

Margaret Mitchell

#14. You had to let go of your past to embrace your future.

Lee Bice-Matheson

#15. Thats part of the fun, I guess, is having people excited about seeing you and signing autographs and getting to meet fans and things like that.

Gavin DeGraw

#16. I grew up wondering if I'd have food for supper; now I'm standing in a palace about to be eaten alive. Red

Victoria Aveyard

#17. Let there be no illusions. The Communion is broken and fragmented. The Communion will break.

Peter Akinola