Top 13 Funny Christmas Bah Humbug Quotes

#1. I'm waiting for you," he murmured, smiling a slow, familiar grin that seemed to hint at a secret
between them.
And for the first time, Michele and the mirror reflection were in sync as they both whispered, "Me
too.

Alexandra Monir

Funny Christmas Bah Humbug Quotes #65108
#2. Block everyone on your instant mail.

Nora Ephron

Funny Christmas Bah Humbug Quotes #95970
#3. If each of my words were a drop of water, you would see through them and glimpse what I feel: gratitude, acknowledgement.

Octavio Paz

Funny Christmas Bah Humbug Quotes #171104
#4. No matter how dark the room gets I can always see. It looks emptier when I put the lights on so I don't do it if I can help it. Brightness disagrees with me: it hurts my eyes, wastes electricity and encourages moths, all sorts of things. I sit in the dark for a number of reasons.

Janice Galloway

Funny Christmas Bah Humbug Quotes #208152
#5. Agressive music can only shock you once. Afterwards its impact declines. It's inevitable.

Brian Eno

Funny Christmas Bah Humbug Quotes #229636
#6. As J. B. S. Haldane said when asked what evidence might contradict evolution, 'Fossil rabbits in the Precambrian.

Richard Dawkins

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#7. Everything that lives makes noise. What an argument for the mineral kingdom!

Emil Cioran

Funny Christmas Bah Humbug Quotes #662250
#8. I can't imagine a without her. Even while we're apart, she's still so present in my life.

Laurelin Paige

Funny Christmas Bah Humbug Quotes #743391
#9. I love you," I say. I say it because I mean it right now, but I also say it for every single time I couldn't say it then.

Taylor Jenkins Reid

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#10. Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.

Brian Tracy

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#11. You know how some people write every day at a certain point? I'm not like that. I carry something around for a long time. I weigh the words and the sentences. I weigh the paragraphs. The process is much more meditative for me.

Jamaica Kincaid

Funny Christmas Bah Humbug Quotes #1387195
#12. My breasts are beautiful, and I gotta tell you, they've gotten a lot of attention for what is relatively short screen time.

Jamie Lee Curtis

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#13. Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own.

Robert Louis Stevenson

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