Top 13 Funny Broomstick Quotes

#1. Never forget that you only have one opportunity to make a first impression - with investors, with customers, with PR, and with marketing.

Natalie Massenet

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#2. Warren threatened my life if I left you alone," he said.
"Really?" I asked surprised.
He laughed and nodded his head. "Yea. First, I threatened to kill him. Now he's threatened to kill me. I think we've reached the first level of friendship.

Elicia Hyder

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#3. Listen, Harr,y can I have a go on it? Can I?"
"I don't think anyone should ride that broom just yet!" said Hermoine shrilly.
Harry and Ron looked at her.
"What d'you think Harry's going to do with it - sweep the floor?" said Ron.

J.K. Rowling

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#4. What I love about Goofy is the flesh on his cheeks. You can almost feel it.

John Lasseter

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#5. If she in fact knows magic she needs to do a spell to adjust that shitty attitude she has all of a sudden," Nona said. "I may not be a witch, but I will knock her right off that broomstick if she keeps this up.

Holly Hood

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#6. Everything around you is your life and your opportunity

Sunday Adelaja

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#7. The warrior of the night intercedes for the people.

Lailah Gifty Akita

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#8. We arrogantly assume that the nervous system doesn't really need to be coaxed into romance. That romance comes from some other place.

Marianne Williamson

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#9. Any inaccuracies in this index may be explained by the fact that it has been prepared with the help of a computer.

Donald Knuth

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#10. I happen to like movies and plays about dislikeable people as long as I get to know why they are what they are.

Stephen Sondheim

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#11. The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them.

Agnes Repplier

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#12. My mum is just the sweetest person on Earth, and if I turned into her, I wouldn't be that upset at all; in fact, it would be an honour.

Margot Robbie

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#13. I did not hesitate to be disagreeable to preserve my independence.

Sarah Vowell

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