Funny Beauty Salon Quotes

#1. I love consumerism, TV culture, shopping malls. There's nothing I'd ever buy, but I like being there. It's wacky.

John Lydon

#2. A record is a concert without halls and a museum whose curator is the owner.

Glenn Gould

#3. Atheism certainly promotes a low view of humanity- how much lower can you get than thinking yourself an accidental by-product of a series of even larger accidents!

John Dickson

#4. Round about the cauldron go; In the poison'd entrails throw. Toad, that under cold stone Days and nights has thirty-one Swelter'd venom sleeping got, Boil thou first i' the charmed pot.

William Shakespeare

#5. Must we always talk for victory, and never once for truth, for comfort, and joy?

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#6. You're a sinister little shit, aren't you?" Victra asks.
"I'm Gold, bitch. What'd you expect? Warm milk and cookies just because I'm pocket sized?

Pierce Brown

#7. I wanted to change my name to Romeo Florentino. Romeo Florentino - that's a good fighter's name.

Mickey Rourke

#8. America is a great country. We are so wealthy. But our one remaining challenge is to fulfill the potential of all our people. And the only way we can do that is to try to bring everybody together to a higher place.

Dick Gephardt