Beauty Pageant Funny Quotes

#1. I know when something is kind of half-baked.

Bill Budge

#2. Nature is only wild to those who seperate themselves from her.

Raven Grimassi

#3. You're taught from a very young age that you shouldn't get too big for your britches, so I tend to err way too much on the side of 'Nothing means anything.'

Timothy Simons

#4. If you're going to walk into a scene on a stage, you've gotta know what room you just left and what just happened.

Jeffrey DeMunn

#5. The phases of fire are craving and satiety.

Heraclitus

#6. Humility, meekness, magnanimity, and love to preserve unity! These, these are the roads, the true roads of the Church. Let us listen to this again. Humility against vanity, against arrogance - humility, meekness, magnanimity, and love preserve unity.

Pope Francis

#7. The fates lead her who will; who won't they drag.

Tom Spanbauer

#8. my remarkable walked

Alan Partridge

#9. Boatman and I concluded to sleep, if we could; and so crowded

Benjamin Franklin

#10. I think a good thing to always remember is to just keep your head on straight and don't lose your feet.

Liam Hemsworth

#11. Nothing in science has any value if it is not communicated.

Anne Roe

#12. Meanwhile the temperature is getting hotter and hotter so no one can think clearly. No one perceives. No one cares. Insane madness come out like life is a terrific party.

Kathy Acker

#13. Death arrived on schedule on a Sunday afternoon, and, as always, it was easier than we thought it would be.

Charles Bukowski

#14. What seems beautiful to me, what I should like to write, is a book about nothing, a book dependent on nothing external, which would be held together by the strength of its style, just as the earth, suspended in the void, depends on nothing external for its support.

Gustave Flaubert