Funny Basement Quotes

#1. Remove Man from the scene, and the root cause of hunger and overwork is abolished for ever. 'Man

George Orwell

#2. Life is a gift. If we don't live it well, we are being ungrateful. And we have to love the ones who journey with us. (A Nail Through the Heart)

Timothy Hallinan

#3. Is there a reason why you're standing there, staring out the window and watching the neighbors? Are we preparing to kill them and drag them down to the basement and bury them alive?

R.L. Mathewson

#4. They came out in a dim, damp basement - a generic sort of place, full of moulding boxes. 'You take me to the nicest places,' Claire said, and sneezed.

Rachel Caine

#5. He had to do it in secret. He didn't want people to think he was buying forgiveness or understanding. Those two things should not be for sale, at any price.

Barry Lyga

#6. Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.

Chelsea Handler

#7. There was still plenty of water in the basement, and I felt it soaking me from the knees on down. If someone wanted to torture me until I told them a critical piece of information, all they would have to do is get my socks wet. It feels terrible.

Lemony Snicket

#8. Anyone who is desperate or alone will agree there is comfort in routine.

Simon Van Booy

#9. You know why horror-movie characters always get killed? Because they've never seen horror movies. They don't know how it works. Right? But we do. So no one go into the basement alone. No one go screaming off into the woods alone. No one has any sex.

Carrie Vaughn

#10. A wave of frantic helplessness was building inside me, threatening to turn tidal. I didn't dare give in to panic. I had to stay calm and focused and work on moving forward however I could, even if it meant taking baby steps.

Karen Marie Moning

#11. The only hope for civilization is the greater freedom, development and equality of women.

William Moulton Marston

#12. During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.

Henny Youngman

#13. My family was blue collar, a middle-class kind of thing. My father was born in Detroit, Italian-American. My mother is English. She acted on the stage with Diana Dors. Her parents were French.

Lorraine Bracco

#14. I prefer noodles when they're raw, they taste just as good, but reward you with a satisfying crunch...

Callum Horncastle

#15. Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.

Martha Stewart