Funny Austin Carr Quotes

#1. There is one Quality, which has somewhat so heavenly in it; that by so much the more we are possess'd of it, by so much the more we draw nearer to the Great Author of Nature.

Eliza Haywood

#2. So your first job is to work on yourself. The greatest thing you can do for another human being is to get your own house in order and find your true spiritual heart.

Ram Dass

#3. The color of your dress really brings out the extraordinary paleness of your skin tone. Are you unwell? Dying, perhaps?

T.J. Klune

#4. A slave that acknowledges its enslavement is halfway to its liberation.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#5. If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.

Stuart Turner

#6. We must sit by these rivers, not under or in them, but above, not standing upright, but sitting down, so that we remain humble by sitting, and safe by remaining above.

Blaise Pascal

#7. You will be lonely, but you'll become strong.

Marie Rutkoski

#8. Divorce isn't caused because 50% of marriages end in gayness.

Jon Stewart

#9. I have to confess that I don't read much of what is written about me.

Alfonso Cuaron