Funny Arrest Quotes

#1. I don't want illusions. I'm tired of feeling like I'm in a dream from which I can never awaken.

Lauren DeStefano

#2. Unrequited love sucks. It should be against the law."
She brightened.
"If it was, then I could have Rick arrest me. I'd love to be handcuffed to him.

Carla Cassidy

#3. I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Derek Landy

#4. To us, dinner is a meal eaten at mid-day. Tea is a secondary meal of a substantial nature taken when we get home between five and six o'clock. Supper is a hot drink and "a bit of summat to eat" at bedtime.

Sylvia Lovat Corbridge

#5. Health can be defined negatively, as the absence of illness, functionally, as the ability to cope with everyday activities, or positively, as fitness and well-being. It has also been noted that in the modern world, health still has a moral dimension.

Mildred Blaxter

#6. Ah, Senor Zhang," Leo said, "you know how you're always saying, 'Leo, you are the only true genius among demigods'?"
"I'm pretty sure I never said that.

Rick Riordan

#7. The Supreme Court has ruled that anybody can be strip-searched for any kind of arrest. That's something to think about the next time you bring 12 items into a 10-item-or-less lane.

Jay Leno

#8. I was once arrested for resisting arrest.

Steven Wright

#9. In the evening he went to the cinema to see "The Lord of the Rings", which he had never before had time to see. He thought that orcs, unlike human beings, were simple and uncomplicated creatures.

Stieg Larsson

#10. Oh, the Irish were building the railroads down through Mexico, through Chihuahua. They finished the railroads when they finished out in the West Coast, and they went down and put the trains into Mexico.

Anthony Quinn

#11. That you exist, is offense enough to arrest you.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#12. Certainly there's got to be a little bit of reality show fatigue happening.

Josh Schwartz

#13. Humans are so busy asking about who or what had built the pyramids.
For me, whoever had built pyramids, the message is so clear and simple,
we are higher than human race in the food chain.

Toba Beta

#14. My mood depends on the girl whom I love, but she is like a wildest hurricane, drifting shore to shore.

J. Limbu

#15. The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.

Harriet Morgan

#16. Please don't arrest me."
"Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop."
"Are you sure?"
"Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure."
"You could be undercover.

Derek Landy

#17. Poverty was an ornament on a learned man like a red ribbon on a white horse.

Anzia Yezierska

#18. Sometimes I wonder how I could have been so oblivious to the fact that proper treatment for pain is, well, not a bad thing.

Anna Hamilton

#19. When a man has lost all happiness, he's not alive. Call him a breathing corpse.

Sophocles

#20. It takes a lot of strength to let go

J. C. Watts

#21. I'm going to work with the Senate and the House to make sure we have a bill that lowers tuition for all Floridians.

Rick Scott

#22. And tell them what?" Jace said witheringly. "That invisible people are bothering you? Trust me, little girl, the police aren't going to arrest someone they can't see

Cassandra Clare

#23. They're not going to arrest you,' Skulduggery said as they walked through the door. 'They might glare at you and say angry words, but they won't arrest you. Well, they might arrest you. There's a good chance they will. But the important thing is that I've done nothing wrong.'
'For once.

Derek Landy

#24. Lief. That's not nice, considering all your sister has done for you," admonished Perl.
"Oh right. How could I forget that she made me bait for a snake, left me on house arrest in Ixia, and smuggled me into the Keep in a coffin.

Maria V. Snyder