Funny Abandoned Quotes

#1. Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age.

Julia Roberts

#2. How to perform an ultrasound with one arm up a rhino's rectum.

Elizabeth Kolbert

#3. Mum was an absolutely determined woman. She was determined I would have a good education, and they went without all sorts of things to ensure it.

Joan Kirner

#4. But that was in the days when they expected perils to come from without, and nothing made less sense by that time than a survival room buried in a house itself becoming one big coffin.

Jeffrey Eugenides

#5. For me, when I watch something without music, I'm instantly thinking, "Okay, what am I going to do here? How am I going to convey this?" I take notes and really think about that.

Joseph Trapanese

#6. Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm

David Cross

#7. People think it's easy to be cynical and pessimistic, but it's incredibly hard work. It's much easier to be hopeful.

Michael Robotham

#8. Yeah, I record on voice memos. I got like 1,000-something memos. If I'm in the middle of something and I can't get it done, I'll jot it down, but I never write a rap out, ever.

Big Sean

#9. Then Sister Aquinata abandoned the nonviolent methods and produced a rolling pin from somewhere.

Mary Robinette Kowal

#10. Action or inaction are both forms of leadership and standard setting.

Seth Godin

#11. You gotta ignore people until they get in line, especially spoiled rich kids.

Caroline Kepnes

#12. I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.

Chris Rock