Funniest Steve Carell Quotes

#1. In the bodily garden the apple lurks.

Edna O'Brien

#2. Wretchedness. It is atrociously unfair, of course, that the Baudelaires have so many troubles, but that is the way the story goes. So now that I've told you that the first sentence will be The Baudelaire

Lemony Snicket

#3. To her you're just a play thing; she'll make you out to be a king, then she'll set fire to your throne.

Phar West Nagle

#4. Nearly all the best things that came to me in life have been unexpected, unplanned by me.

Carl Sandburg

#5. The whole church considered itself to be involved in mission and to have a missionary duty, and every believer was a witness, felt called to the work of evangelization, even so far as the supreme witness of bloody martyrdom that was always on the horizon.

Edward L. Smither

#6. We are not going to be able to operate our Spaceship Earth successfully nor for much longer unless we see it as a whole spaceship and our fate as common. It has to be everybody or nobody.

R. Buckminster Fuller

#7. His eyes are peculiar. There is nothing in them, like an eclair without the cream filling. It's wrong, lack of cream.

Gail Carriger

#8. True allegiance is only given willingly.

Lloyd Alexander

#9. Sirius - it's me ... it's Peter ... your friend ... you wouldn't ... "
Black kicked out and Pettigrew recoiled.
"There's enough filth on my robes without you touching them," said Black.

J.K. Rowling

#10. I'd rather be a pessimist because then I can only be pleasantly surprised.

Benjamin Franklin

#11. The sex was good in itself, but when it was over it was over. It left me feeling abandoned. I'd sooner masturbate, at least when it's over you don't walk away from yourself.

Fabian Black

#12. I've raised you to be honest and kind. I've raised you to be brave and strong. If you become the man I think you'll be, then you and me will always be eye to eye.

T.J. Klune

#13. Creating festivals made a major impact on society in general because you couldn't draw large crowds indoors. At Newport we were soon drawing crowds of 10,000 and there weren't halls that could hold that many people.

George Wein