Fun Sized Quotes

#1. I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

Mitch Hedberg

#2. I don't really have one type favorite type of candy. When I was younger we used to always go to the rich neighborhoods where they give out the big candy bars, not the little fun-sized ones. We'd go back two and three times, hit them again and again. They didn't care and we loved it.

Tony Harrison

#3. That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.

Jaye Wells

#4. I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.

Karl Pilkington

#5. Damn boudas. I tell him he's under siege and he goes to take a nap.

Ilona Andrews

#6. My favorite showed Mimi and Deke doing the twist at a school dance. She looked like she was having fun; he looked like a man with a fair-sized stick up his ass.

Stephen King

#7. You tell the false king he doesn't have to send anyone to get me," I said in the firmest voice I could manage. "I'm coming for him. I'm coming for him, and when I find him, I'm going to kill him.

Julie Kagawa

#8. Originally I wanted to be a diplomat, and by attrition I started giving up that idea.

John Gimlette

#9. I do stupid stuff like that: I'll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers.

Adam Ferrara

#10. I never - you know also one of the things that would save me for a man my age, it was not that easy to lose that much weight and fall down and look like something draped.

Karl Lagerfeld

#11. I broke a little boy's body. And a young man's heart.

Kresley Cole