Fred Schneider Quotes

#1. I used to like doing karaoke until cell-phone cameras came along.

Fred Schneider

#2. For people who dealt largely in dreams, his father was fond of observing, realtors were a surprisingly unromantic bunch, like card counters in a Vegas casino.

Richard Russo

#3. I'm a mirror glass for the Muslims as well as the Western world, which looks at me in a slightly different way, but they are looking in the same mirror.

Cat Stevens

#4. Call us the future from your past.

Fred Schneider

#5. Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left.
(Interview, Time Magazine, February 20, 2005)

Clint Eastwood

#6. You know, Southerners are pretty cool.

Fred Schneider

#7. I'll play a character who is getting married to a woman to avoid the draft. Ultimately they fall in love with each other, but at first it's only out of practicality.

Elijah Wood

#8. I rarely watch TV but I guess I'd watch the weather report since I fly so much.

Fred Schneider

#9. No man shall be more exacting of me or my conduct than I am of myself.

Karl G. Maeser

#10. The hairstyles of most Heavy Metal bands are pretty horrendous.

Fred Schneider

#11. Australians are geniuses with a good sense of humour.

Fred Schneider

#12. It was a nightmare. The band had to tour Greenland by bus.

Fred Schneider

#13. Sometimes groups and their material can get overbloated.

Fred Schneider

#14. Fame and fortune does not mean anything if you don't have a happy home.

Ava Gardner

#15. I was raised in New Jersey - Long Branch.

Fred Schneider

#16. I've got to give my brother a lot of credit because he's always introduced me to a lot of things and those films spiked an interest of, "Wow, this is an incredible world, how do you be a part of that?" That definitely helped me through my school years of doing theater.

Ed Speleers

#17. Age is just reality we create for ourselves.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

#18. You don't want modesty, you want humility. Humility comes from inside out. It says someone was here before me and I'm here because I've been paid for. I have something to do and I will do that because I'm paying for someone else who has yet to come.

Maya Angelou

#19. It is hard to wait and press and pray, and hear no voice, but stay till God answers.

Edward McKendree Bounds

#20. He had begun the diary less as a record of his life (for whom and why? What life?) than as a regular and self-indulgent exploration, a means of makings sense of the past years, part catharsis, part comforting affirmation.

P.D. James

#21. I am a pacifist.

Fred Schneider

#22. No, we've been performing our old songs a little differently each performance.

Fred Schneider