Top 100 Schneider Quotes
#1. Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?
Jay Leno
#2. Happiness is a hound dog in the sun. We aren't on Earth to be happy, but to experience incredible things.
- Hannah Schneider
Marisha Pessl
#3. If I could have a time machine, where I could go back and tell 12-year-old Melissa that someday John Schneider was going to play her ex-husband, junior high would have been so much easier. I'd have had something to go for.
Melissa Peterman
#4. To Bette Davis, Gena Rowlands, Romy Schneider ... To all actresses who have played actresses, to all women who act, to all men who act and become women, to all the people who want to be mothers. To my mother.
- Dedication, Todo Sobre Mi Madre
Pedro Almodovar
#5. I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That's my goal- hundred per cent world domination!
Bob Schneider
#6. If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.
Gary Larson
#7. People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys, so I thought, 'Well, I love monkeys, I love my fans, why not put the two together?'
Max Schneider
#8. Schneider's characters, like Kundera's, are sentient and sophisticated figures at a time when the constraints of Communist rule persist but its energy has entirely vanished.
Richard Eder
#12. I looked up in curiosity. Behind us stood the Brown and Eagle Wool Warehouse and Schneider's Cap Factory, both constructed with that wholehearted devotion to industry that sullied the word architecture.
Lyndsay Faye
#13. Schneider has made a career of telling the public that the climate is going to change drastically, and indeed every spring and fall he's been right.
P. J. O'Rourke
#14. Dr. Ryley. Mrs. Schneider looked a little surprised, then took on the role of hostess, pouring my coffee, offering sugar, cream. She pressed cookies on me,
John Connolly
#15. You have got to be good in that town if you want to beat the crowd.' So says young John on his first sight of New York City. THE CROWD (1928)
Steven Jay Schneider
#16. Not many skeletons left in my closet because I invite them to dance all over the front room!
John Schneider
#17. Through the potent example of his own life, President Obama enabled us to believe the best about America, and, therefore, about ourselves. That uplifting narrative - essentially equating the promise of America with his extraordinary life story - swept candidate Obama into the presidency.
Cynthia P. Schneider
#18. I just have this feeling if I take pi, well past all this static, take pi to 10 million, 20 million digits, that I'll find something really incredible. Not just a pattern, not just an order, but a sign. A mathematical sign.
Andrew Schneider
#19. Ever wanted to make out in an elevator?" I asked, grinning.
Robyn Schneider
#20. Sometimes if you've got a story that's interesting enough, you don't need to pour sugar on ice cream. The ice cream is great.
Paul Schneider
#21. One thing I've noticed is that the only places people insist you relax are the least relaxing places on the planet.
Robyn Schneider
#22. Well, you're either lovers or you're wanting to be lovers or you're trying not to be lovers so you can be friends, but any way you look at it, sex is always looming in the picture like a shadow, like an undertow.
Andrew Schneider
#23. Our weaknesses are divine gifts that when embraced will enable us to make our purposeful contribution to the whole, which is why we incarnated in the first place.
Andrew Schneider
#24. My parents inspire me every day. They are both incredible people that I love and look up to every day. Industry wise, I love what Justin Timberlake has done with his career. He's truly an idol to me, not only as a performer, but as a person as well.
Max Schneider
#25. Preliminary research-most of it published outside the medical literature-indicates that a significant number of our patients have experienced some form of violence and abuse during their lifetime, including elder abuse, child abuse, gang-related violence, sexual abuse, and domestic violence.
David Schneider
#26. But the thing was:although I might not have been dying,I wasn't really living,either
Robyn Schneider
#27. The culture of New York is just impossible to replicate. It's such an incredible feeling to be walking on the streets of New York. You can literally find everything you need in a five block radius oftentimes.
Max Schneider
#28. Everything of who I was and who I wanted to be had been evicted to make room for this disease.
Robyn Schneider
#29. It had hurt to accept what was wrong with me, but it hurt even more to have hope.
Robyn Schneider
#30. Putting words onto paper - when it is done as an honest act of search or connection, rather than as an act of manipulation, performance, self-aggrandizement or self-protection - is a holy act.
Pat Schneider
#31. I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.
Rob Schneider
#32. I mean, don't you want to be like everyone else?"
"Not particularly.
Robyn Schneider
#33. It was a nightmare. The band had to tour Greenland by bus.
Fred Schneider
#34. I certainly wasn't Roger Deakins, but I felt like I could be.
Elle Schneider
#35. I was working in restaurants as a captain and as a waiter.
Sally Schneider
#36. To pray is to open oneself completely, intimately, into the Presence that is beyond our ability to name.
Pat Schneider
#37. Words could betray you if you chose the wrong ones, or mean less if you used too many. Jokes could be grandly miscalculated, or stories deemed boring, and I'd learned early on that my sense of humor and ideas about what sorts of things were fascinating didn't exactly overlap with my friends'.
Robyn Schneider
#38. The purpose of relationships is not happiness, but transformation.
Andrew Schneider
#39. On all the 'Housewives' shows, there's always some wannabe wife who's always sticking her head in.
Danielle Schneider
#40. It wasn't the life I'd wanted, but it was the life I had, and I was finally starting to accept that.
Robyn Schneider
#41. I only lie for sex or money or to practice for when I need to lie for sex or money.
Stephen Schneider
#42. I believe you should be a gentleman, and that's old-fashioned.
John Schneider
#43. I shrugged and waited for the doors to close before sliding my arm around her waist.
Robyn Schneider
#44. We'd been so good together once, and then we'd rotted, like some corpse with a delayed burial.
Robyn Schneider
#45. No one went looking for adventure; they chased it away.
Robyn Schneider
#46. Where do you learn this stuff?" "Don't you ever get bored?" Cassidy asked. "Yeah, but I don't Google 'German insults.'" "Why not? It's fascinating.
Robyn Schneider
#47. Ezra, you're being ridiculous. I'm over it. That's what girls do; they get angry, and then they get over it. Haven't you ever been friends with a girl before?
Robyn Schneider
#48. It is most often not our strengths, our courage or our successes that bring two human hearts together, but it is often our shared vulnerability, our fears and our common failures that make us one.
Stefanie Schneider
#49. I knew what is was like to have people stare at you with pity. For everyone's gaze to follow you through the hallways as though you were marked by tragedy and no longer belonged. And I could understand why she hadn't wanted that.
Robyn Schneider
#50. I shook my head. "No, I mean Animal Farm. You know: 'Some animals are more equal than other animals.
Robyn Schneider
#51. When I do a job, I do it 100 percent. I am so grateful for the chance to do what I do.
Paul Schneider
#52. There are young people having babies every day that cannot possibly take care of them, and, as people who believe that every life is beautiful, we need to make them aware of another choice - to give that beautiful life up for adoption.
John Schneider
#53. No, we've been performing our old songs a little differently each performance.
Fred Schneider
#54. Why do they even call it that, "saving yourself"? Like we need to be rescued from sex? It's not like virgins spend their whole lives engaged in the sacred ceremony of "being saved" from intercourse.
Robyn Schneider
#55. Similarly, classroom reprimands sometimes function as reinforcers because of the attention that goes with them (from classmates as well as from the teacher).3 If a "reward" has no effect on a behavior, then it's not a reward: Again, it's what actually happens that matters.
Susan M. Schneider
#56. Still here, Faulkner?" Luke sneered.
"Still doing that terrible impression of Draco Malfoy?" I asked.
Robyn Schneider
#57. And so she ghosted on, in relentless pursuit of escape, not from society, but from herself.
Robyn Schneider
#58. You know, this is really a way of cooking. It's not my way. I'm deeply influenced by the Mediterranean way of being. I've spent a lot of time there. And I've sort of translated it; I've tried to make it available to people in this country to whom it might not be familiar.
Sally Schneider
#59. Austin was engrossed in some mobile gaming device. "No, no, bad portal," he scolded, totally oblivious to the world. "Stop - evil - eurgh! Suck my flagellated balls, douchenozzle!
Robyn Schneider
#61. 'Gut' was my nickname. And I was picked on terribly by many, many kids.
John Schneider
#62. There are so many things that come into writing a recipe, and it's really important if you're writing for home cooks to be cooking like you are at home.
Sally Schneider
#63. INTOLERANCE (1916) Griffith's design for this film is to juxtapose fours stories from different periods of history that illustrate 'Love's struggle throughout the ages'.
Steven Jay Schneider
#64. I was aiming for the cooks that I've talked to by teaching an online course and by traveling, listening to people who are really busy and harried but want to be cooking.
Sally Schneider
#65. I just hadn't wanted to admit it, because admitting it meant acknowledging the possibility that the odds might be in my favor. And that possibility was terrifying.
Robyn Schneider
#66. I would borrow money all day long, if the cost of borrowing is less than the expected return.
Brad Schneider
#67. I didn't grow up wanting to be an actor, and I didn't go to acting school.
Paul Schneider
#68. The most successful cultural diplomacy strategy integrates people-to-people or arts/culture/media-to-people interactions into the basic business of diplomacy. The programs in Afghanistan, Egypt, and Iran all contribute to core goals of U.S. policy in those countries.
Cynthia P. Schneider
#69. Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.
Bob Schneider
#70. Come on, Cooper, we're going. Cassidy doesn't want to talk to us right now because she's mad I figured out why we broke up.
Robyn Schneider
#71. You're better off without me.
And I don't want to be around when you realize it.
Robyn Schneider
#72. Nature itself rests on an internal foundation of archetypal principles symbolized by numbers, shapes, and their arithmetic and geometric relationships.
Michael S. Schneider
#73. For a moment, I wondered if I should just tell her that she was a selfish, reckless girl who thought the world owed her something simply because she was pretty, and that I didn't want to be around when she discovered it didn't.
Robyn Schneider
#74. The amount of electricity that has been saved in spite of Vice President Cheney saying that efficiency is only a moral virtue ... and that you need increased supply like ANWR-is two ANWRs worth of energy.
Stephen Schneider
#75. Just once I want someone to be afraid of losing me," Phoebe said. "But the only thing Luke's afraid of losing is power.
Robyn Schneider
#77. I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything.
Rob Schneider
#78. I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.
Andrew Schneider
#79. She was achingly effortless, and she would never, in a million years, choose me.
Robyn Schneider
#80. If I ever stop acting, I'd like to be the author of that decision.
Paul Schneider
#81. We're taking the road beyond the road less traveled, and being on time will make all difference.
Robyn Schneider
#82. What is truth? Truth is what causes you to breathe again when lies have told you, you are already dead.
Stefanie Schneider
#83. But that morning, standing at the window of my dorm roomas I buttoned my shirt, I felt like an entirely different person. It was as though someone had taken an eraser to my life and, instead of getting rid of the mess, had rubbed away all the parts that I'd wanted to keep.
Robyn Schneider
#84. So basically you're just a fucking train wreck?" she joked.
"I prefer conflicted," I corrected.
Chasta Schneider
#85. Writing and prayer are both a form of love, and love takes courage.
Pat Schneider
#86. Science usually operates in sort of three modes, things that are well established, we know what we're talking about, more highly confident. There are competing explanations, we have a pretty good idea, but we're not sure. And then things are speculative.
Stephen Schneider
#87. That's not to say we were totally innocent of any public displays of affection; there was some hand-holding and the occasional hurried good-bye kiss on even days, when we had different sixth periods.
Robyn Schneider
#88. You really know how to pick 'em, don't you?" Toby joked. "I think I'm cursed.
Robyn Schneider
#89. Dude," Austin said as we exited the freeway, "in fifty years, all of the old folks' homes are going to be filled with seniors listening to Justin Bieber on the oldies station and talking about how movies used to be in two-D.
Robyn Schneider
#90. I always thought death was cruel, a silent destroyer of breath, of hope, of life. Now I understand it is physical death, the perception of it, the fear of it, which often saves us; for death marks the end of our flesh causing us to question the future of what we are.
Stefanie Schneider
#91. Actually, I was trying to figure out if we were on a date, albeit one that had started at eight thirty in the morning.
Robyn Schneider
#92. I suppose she didn't think anyone was looking and had let her guard down, the way you did in an empty room. The way I did when I closed the blinds and stared up at the ceiling fan above my bed, equally fascinated and horrified by the thoughts racing through my brain.
Robyn Schneider
#93. Here I am sitting in the back of a cab with Catherine Zeta-Jones who is telling me Michael Douglas has fond memories of me - it just makes me feel good as a human being.
John Schneider
#94. Darkness and light are inextricably bound together.
Pat Schneider
#95. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest in the nurse's office? I know it'd be a tight fit, but it would be sort of perfect.
Robyn Schneider
#96. When we are conscious of our personal uniqueness and our universal nature we express ourselves creatively. In this way we fulfill our dreams and our life purpose.
Andrew Schneider
#97. Ecstasy is a glimpse of the infinite; horror is full disclosure.
Kirk J. Schneider
#98. I'm a good dad and a fair husband and I work quite a bit. That takes up a fair amount of time.
John Schneider
#99. Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I'm gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!
Robyn Schneider
#100. You've been listening to the adagio from Beethoven's 7th Symphony. I think Ludwig pretty much summed up death in this one. You know, he had lost just about all his hearing when he wrote it, and I've often wondered if that didn't help him tune into the final silence of the great beyond.
Andrew Schneider
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