Rob Schneider Quotes

#1. I love Rob Schneider.

Ron Eldard

#2. Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?

Jay Leno

#3. Beer soothes the upset soul.

Thomas E. Mann

#4. I just think that beautiful people don't have it as hard, you know? They just don't know what rejection's like. That's why super models aren't good actresses, because they don't need anything. If someone is beautiful and she's needy, she's probably had a terrible childhood.

Rob Schneider

#5. I've known just thousands of people a hell of a lot more talented than me who never could get anywhere.

Donnie Fritts

#6. Weaken a bad habit by avoiding everything that occasioned it or stimulated it, without concentrating upon it in your zeal to avoid it. Then divert your mind to some good habit and steadily cultivate it until it becomes a dependable part of you.

Paramahansa Yogananda

#7. Such is life. It is no cleaner than a kitchen; it reeks like a kitchen; and if you mean to cook your dinner, you must expect to soil your hands; the real art is in getting them clean again, and therein lies the whole morality of our epoch.

Honore De Balzac

#8. It is the privilege and duty of the present generation to pass on to its successors, unimpaired, the heritage of liberty bequeathed to it by the founders of the Republic.

George B. Cortelyou

#9. I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried.

Rob Schneider

#10. Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so.

Rob Schneider

#11. A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.

Rob Schneider

#12. Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.

Rob Schneider

#13. First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for 'The Passion of the Christ'? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.

Rob Schneider

#14. I thought that my movie career was finished. I was quite happy to dedicate myself 100% to the theater. Surprisingly enough, I've never gotten so many work offers. It's so exciting, this feeling of a new beginning after 40.

Amy Irving

#15. There are two reasons why we don't trust people, First, we don't know them. Second, we know them.

Anonymous

#16. What I really love is touring on a bus with my band playing shows every night and feeling the audience, feeling the presence of people actually listening to my music. Feeding my soul is what touring feels like for me and I absolutely refuse to have a bad time doing something I really, really love.

Christina Perri

#17. Inasmuch as it's a culture, cinema is the only thing at our disposal with which we can recognize ourselves in today's images. As an instrument it's inevitably inadequate, but it's the only one.

Serge Daney

#18. I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow.

Rob Schneider

#19. You can become quite blase, and also, I have no sense of home; I don't have roots. I've never had that feeling that someone else is going to take care of me, ever. I don't trust people.

Lykke Li

#20. In the very beginning I tried to actualise way too many ideas. The end result was not as healthy a ratio for satisfaction as the current, more mysterious one.

Howe Gelb

#21. Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

Rob Schneider

#22. People don't ask Andre Agassi, 'You know you're the No. 1 tennis player in the world ... have you thought about polo?'

Rob Schneider

#23. I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never in the tabloids. I prefer that.

Rob Schneider

#24. Live life one moment at a time, or else risk missing everything entirely.

J.B. Florence

#25. I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything.

Rob Schneider

#26. I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.

Rob Schneider