Joey Adams Quotes

#1. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

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#2. People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

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#3. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

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#4. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

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#5. Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

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#6. If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

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#7. A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

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#8. A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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#9. Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

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#10. The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

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#11. If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

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