Foot In Your Mouth Quotes

#1. I know how easy it is to put your foot in your mouth.

Kevin Hart

#2. You just put one foot in front of the other and 'opefully not in yer mouth.

Mary Weber

#3. Poor George [Bush], he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.

Ann Richards

#4. I was always 'foot-in-mouth-Mia.'

Mia Sara

#5. His caressing palm on her butt almost had her lulled into la-la land when he murmured, "You're mom's got a nice ass. "Willow's eyes popped open. "Excuse me?" "What?" he defended. "You always like pillow talk after sex.

Linda Kage

#6. The short one with the scar shifted from foot to foot. "Yeah, this is Russell," he motioned at the Indian, "and this is Newt." I almost said, "Newt," aloud, but figured we had enough problems without me being a smart-ass. And people say I don't know when to keep my mouth shut.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#7. I don't need any more press. I get enough when I work, but environmental causes is one place where you can get me to open my mouth. And put my foot in it if necessary. I think the only thing I do that gives me any bragging rights in terms of energy conservation is sailing. Just using wind power.

Morgan Freeman

#8. Okay, Kylie had put her foot in her mouth before, but she'd never had it in there so deep she felt her toes wiggling against her tonsils.

C.C. Hunter

#9. Hello, mouth. This is foot. Now choke on that shit.

S.L. Jennings

#10. She's whacked with happy, which kind of infects anyone within a ten-foot radius." She stuffed salad in her mouth to get it over with. "Like an airborne virus."
"God, you romantic fool. No wonder I adore you.

J.D. Robb

#11. You got off on the wrong foot. I merely watched you shove it into your mouth.

Sabrina Jeffries

#12. If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.

Austin O'Malley

#13. Humility and open-mindedness are a shield to keep your foot out of your mouth.

Laura Gilfillan

#14. I am just coming out of five years of night, and this orgy of violent lights gives me for the first time the impression of a new continent. An enormous, 50-foot high Camel billboard : a GI with his mouth wide open blows enormous puffs of real smoke. So much bad taste hardly seems imaginable.

Albert Camus

#15. Night's darkness cloaked Elske, covering her as the winter snows cover mountains, from peak to foot. Elske moved with the weight of darkness on her shoulders, on her head; and she tasted it in her mouth like the flavorless rills that ran so fast in spring melts.

Cynthia Voigt

#16. See! See, she's gone and put her foot in her mouth again! Right in, heel and all.

Anne Elisabeth Stengl

#17. They will put that on my gravestone. 'Here lies Tinker, her heart was in the right place, but her foot was in her mouth and god knows where her brain went.

Wen Spencer

#18. Remember, a closed mouth gathers no foot.

Steve Post

#19. I was just, uh...looking at your bush.

Cassie Mae

#20. O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to go.

Russell Hoban

#21. Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

Prince Philip

#22. it's always less pleasant to taste your foot than to see someone put theirs in their mouth.

Gorg Huff

#23. Dentopedology is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it. I've been practicing it for years.

Philip, Duke Of Edinburgh

#24. I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

Spiro T. Agnew

#25. Right. Of course. Well, then that makes sense, I guess." Open mouth, insert sand-covered foot.

Catherine Clark

#26. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

David Gries

#27. I can't do this. They're going to know I'm a fraud." "Everyone's a fraud, you idiot. You'll be same as the rest of 'em. You just put one foot in front of the other and 'opefully not in yer mouth. Now 'urry up cuz I'm missin' my dinner." But

Mary Weber

#28. I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always.

Kari Luna

#29. Foot, I'm sure you're well acquainted with mouth by now, but just in case, say hello.

Teagan Hunter

#30. [On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him, but you can't take him anywhere.

Kathie Lee Gifford

#31. What I should do is go over to the surgical suites and get my foot extricated from my mouth.

Gordon Gee

#32. I put my foot in my mouth sometimes. I'll be the first to admit it.

Wale

#33. There are some people that should stay quiet, because they understand. As there are those that should stay quiet, because they don't understand. Some things are better left unsaid or voiced.

Anthony Liccione

#34. Let's see if your right foot is as fearless as your mouth.

Doug Solter

#35. I want to stay away from politics, or else I'll probably end up putting my size fifteen foot into my mouth.

Peter Steele

#36. I put my foot in my mouth every time I'm interviewed.

Selma Blair

#37. I'm a human being, just like everybody else. I'm up some days and down others. Some days, I just refuse comment. If I'm feeling a little down, I won't say anything. But if I'm really up, I'll let it all hang out. I do have a slight propensity to put my foot in my mouth.

Ted Turner

#38. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

Dave Barry

#39. It was Hiss who won by stamping on another's foot, and he spent the meal staring at Poppy and missing his mouth with his spoon.

Laini Taylor

#40. Putting your best foot forward at least keeps it out of your mouth.

Morris Mandel

#41. I was Ms. Put My Foot in My Mouth, Speak Before Thinking, and Trip over Imaginary Lint.

Christy Barritt

#42. Now they are empty, Ramon replied with a shrug of broad, muscled shoulders on his six-foot-three-inch frame ... For the first time, a glint of humor touched Ramon Galverra's finely sculpted mouth and arrogant dark eyes.

Judith McNaught

#43. A drawing, brought by Colonel Coombs, from a sculptured column in a cave-temple in the South of India, represents the first pair at the foot of the ambrosial tree, and a serpent entwined among the heavily-laden boughs, presenting to them some of the fruit from his mouth.

Godfrey Higgins

#44. Why did men have to be such idiots sometimes? But men were, and he was a card-carrying member of that persuasion that often put its foot in its mouth, and there was nothing he could do to yank it out until they reached their destination.

Lauren Blakely

#45. I guess we're pretty lucky that we can't give each other alien STD's or babies, huh?" And THAT, folks, is why I'm still single. I'd like to blame the fermented tree sap, but I think we all know that I just have a horrible case of foot-in-mouth disease. It might even be lethal.

Mara Frost

#46. ...Because I have a a serious medical condition. Gabe shook his head ruefully. It's called foot-in-mouth disease.

Avery Flynn