Foot In Mouth Quotes

#1. ...Because I have a a serious medical condition. Gabe shook his head ruefully. It's called foot-in-mouth disease.

Avery Flynn

#2. I was always 'foot-in-mouth-Mia.'

Mia Sara

#3. I guess we're pretty lucky that we can't give each other alien STD's or babies, huh?" And THAT, folks, is why I'm still single. I'd like to blame the fermented tree sap, but I think we all know that I just have a horrible case of foot-in-mouth disease. It might even be lethal.

Mara Frost

#4. Night's darkness cloaked Elske, covering her as the winter snows cover mountains, from peak to foot. Elske moved with the weight of darkness on her shoulders, on her head; and she tasted it in her mouth like the flavorless rills that ran so fast in spring melts.

Cynthia Voigt

#5. Dried mud flats, sun-warmed, have a delicious touch, cushioned and smooth; so has long grass at morning, hot in the sun, but still cool and wet when the foot sinks into it, like food melting to a new flavour in the mouth. And a flower caught by the stalk between the toes is a small enchantment.

Nan Shepherd

#6. See! See, she's gone and put her foot in her mouth again! Right in, heel and all.

Anne Elisabeth Stengl

#7. They will put that on my gravestone. 'Here lies Tinker, her heart was in the right place, but her foot was in her mouth and god knows where her brain went.

Wen Spencer

#8. Give a moment or two to the angry young man with his foot in his mouth and his heart in his hand.

Billy Joel

#9. I was just, uh...looking at your bush.

Cassie Mae

#10. He had absolutely no plan beyond opening his mouth and planting his foot in it.

Haley Walsh

#11. I put my foot in my mouth more than I speak properly.

Scott Adsit

#12. O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to go.

Russell Hoban

#13. I don't want to shoot my mouth in my foot, but those are games we can win.

Sherman Douglas

#14. I'm sorry, Mankind can't get to the phone right now, cause he's got The Rock's foot in his mouth!

Dwayne Johnson

#15. Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

Prince Philip

#16. I was kind of a cross between Kristy and Mary Anne among 'The Baby-Sitters Club' characters. I was shy, but I was also kind of a tomboy, and I was really good at sticking my foot in my mouth even though I was shy.

Raina Telgemeier

#17. it's always less pleasant to taste your foot than to see someone put theirs in their mouth.

Gorg Huff

#18. I'm the most limber person on earth. I can put my foot in my mouth and my head up my ass at the same time.

Myself

#19. Dentopedology is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it. I've been practicing it for years.

Philip, Duke Of Edinburgh

#20. I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

Spiro T. Agnew

#21. I tend to put my foot in my mouth. I'm not good at being diplomatic. I tend to piss people off.

Pink

#22. Far too many politicians suffer from foot and mouth disease; they always put a foot in their mouths

Rassool Jibraeel Snyman

#23. Oi! By me is so big the mouth, so my foot always goes in.

Betty Smith

#24. I was Ms. Put My Foot in My Mouth, Speak Before Thinking, and Trip over Imaginary Lint.

Christy Barritt

#25. I can't do this. They're going to know I'm a fraud." "Everyone's a fraud, you idiot. You'll be same as the rest of 'em. You just put one foot in front of the other and 'opefully not in yer mouth. Now 'urry up cuz I'm missin' my dinner." But

Mary Weber

#26. I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always.

Kari Luna

#27. Foot, I'm sure you're well acquainted with mouth by now, but just in case, say hello.

Teagan Hunter

#28. [On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him, but you can't take him anywhere.

Kathie Lee Gifford

#29. I put my foot in my mouth sometimes. I'll be the first to admit it.

Wale

#30. There are some people that should stay quiet, because they understand. As there are those that should stay quiet, because they don't understand. Some things are better left unsaid or voiced.

Anthony Liccione

#31. I know how easy it is to put your foot in your mouth.

Kevin Hart

#32. I'm a human being, just like everybody else. I'm up some days and down others. Some days, I just refuse comment. If I'm feeling a little down, I won't say anything. But if I'm really up, I'll let it all hang out. I do have a slight propensity to put my foot in my mouth.

Ted Turner

#33. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

Dave Barry

#34. You just put one foot in front of the other and 'opefully not in yer mouth.

Mary Weber

#35. A drawing, brought by Colonel Coombs, from a sculptured column in a cave-temple in the South of India, represents the first pair at the foot of the ambrosial tree, and a serpent entwined among the heavily-laden boughs, presenting to them some of the fruit from his mouth.

Godfrey Higgins

#36. Why did men have to be such idiots sometimes? But men were, and he was a card-carrying member of that persuasion that often put its foot in its mouth, and there was nothing he could do to yank it out until they reached their destination.

Lauren Blakely

#37. I put my foot in my mouth every time I'm interviewed.

Selma Blair

#38. Poor George [Bush], he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.

Ann Richards

#39. His caressing palm on her butt almost had her lulled into la-la land when he murmured, "You're mom's got a nice ass. "Willow's eyes popped open. "Excuse me?" "What?" he defended. "You always like pillow talk after sex.

Linda Kage

#40. I don't need any more press. I get enough when I work, but environmental causes is one place where you can get me to open my mouth. And put my foot in it if necessary. I think the only thing I do that gives me any bragging rights in terms of energy conservation is sailing. Just using wind power.

Morgan Freeman

#41. Okay, Kylie had put her foot in her mouth before, but she'd never had it in there so deep she felt her toes wiggling against her tonsils.

C.C. Hunter

#42. She's whacked with happy, which kind of infects anyone within a ten-foot radius." She stuffed salad in her mouth to get it over with. "Like an airborne virus."
"God, you romantic fool. No wonder I adore you.

J.D. Robb

#43. If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.

Austin O'Malley