Fitness Humor Quotes

#1. What? You just got boned by your trainer and minutes later felt the need to say hello to your son?

J.D. Holmes

#2. You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.

Jen Lancaster

#3. You think you're so cool just because you can walk!

Jen Lancaster

#4. You can do this (this thing, where your body will cease to produce hormones and your skin, hair, muscles and bones ... basically every part of you will notice, go into withdrawals, and stage a coup). Be prepared for this mentally, and you'll own this thing.

Lisa Jey Davis

#5. Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!
~Swapna Rajput~

Swapna Rajput

#6. The human body is the best work of art.

Jess C. Scott

#7. A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

A.A. Milne

#8. Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.

George Carlin

#9. I can't believe we just did this. I'm such an asshole, I said. Note to self, women don't really want to hear this after you just shared oral sex with them

J.D. Holmes

#10. So did I enjoy working with my fair share of gay people? You bet

J.D. Holmes

#11. I'm creating a self help show called Self Talk. I'll insult myself for an hour then open phone lines to a fitness coach & my mother-in-law.

Ryan Lilly