Festers Quest Quotes

#1. New York Mayor Bill de Blasio has been positioning himself to challenge Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination. Hillary once developed a program to deliver rural healthcare, while de Blasio once dropped a groundhog on its head.

Jimmy Fallon

#2. Papa," Alessandro said, his eyes closing. "She swims nude in the sea. She carries a pistol. And she wears perfume that makes me dizzy. Sometimes I go to the garden gate and smell the handle, because, when she touches it, the perfume stays.

Mark Helprin

#3. We could never light another match, and if China continues to build one coal-fired power plant a week, we are doomed. China is going to have to have new technologies made available to it to stop this. They're not going to live in poverty.

Jay Inslee

#4. Overcoming challenges purifies you like gold to become bold.

Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

#5. You sure you don't want to kiss me good-bye, baby?

Ilona Andrews

#6. Women are as much politicians as men, and I hope that more and more women will enter public life through politics, as this would not only increase participation of women in public life but also have a salutary effect for the amelioration of women's status in India.

Preneet Kaur

#7. If you mention any ideological thing about shooting 'Last Tango in Paris,' I was thinking I was doing a political film.

Bernardo Bertolucci

#8. It has not been the fashion to be scientific about religion, but it is necessary that we should be scientific; it is time that we examined ourselves as to our faith and tried to know what we believe and why, and on what we base our belief.

Charles Webster Leadbeater

#9. To be really mediaeval one should have no body. To be really modern one should have no soul. To be really Greek one should have no clothes.

Oscar Wilde

#10. If you're comparing the badness of two words and you won't even say one of them [the n-word], that's the worse word.

John Mulaney

#11. There are so many real people around, telling children what and how to do, that a boy has to run off down a beach, even if it's only in his head, to get by himself in his own world.

Ray Bradbury

#12. The standards to get in are very high. We don't want to lower those standards.

Hugh Shelton

#13. Comfort makes fools of us that way, and a kid gets faith back quick.

Mary Karr