Felix Unger Quotes

#1. I was a model Marine.. My rifle was always clean, uniform always starched, and the shoes always shined. I guess that's how I became so neat-sort of the Felix Unger of baseball roomates. Blame it on the Marines.

Jay Johnstone

#2. What kind of human person has a favorite eraser?

William Golding

#3. Marriages may come and go, but the game must go on.

Felix Unger

#4. If knew you were going to drug me, kidnap me, and take me back to the dark ages with out my pants, I never would have slept with you.

John Scalzi

#5. I've always maintained that you can be sexy with your clothes on. Sexier maybe.

Suzi Quatro

#6. Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME.

Felix Unger

#7. Imagination They say adults have no imagination. Not true. Just instead of dinosaurs and spaceships, they imagine silence and the new babysitter bent over the coffee table.

Bo Burnham

#8. Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.

Giada De Laurentiis

#9. Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick.

Felix Unger

#10. Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

John Candy