Feeling Mugged Off Quotes

#1. I don't really get things very ... intuitively. I mean, I don't immediately understand things. The only way I really get it is by writing it down.

Joan Didion

#2. He who gives what he would as readily throw away, gives without generosity; for the essence of generosity is in self sacrifice.

Henry Taylor

#3. He is a fool who thinks by force or skill To turn the current of a woman's will.

Samuel Tuke

#4. Sometimes coloring outside the lines can cost you. Only you can figure out if it's worth it.

Diane Chamberlain

#5. It was Noel Coward whose technique I envied and tried to emulate. I collected all his records and writing.

Kenneth Williams

#6. I'm not going to ride on a magic carpet!" he hissed. "I'm afraid of grounds!" "You mean heights," said Conina. "And stop being silly." "I know what I mean! It's the grounds that kill you!" The

Terry Pratchett

#7. They say men have a sexual thought every 20 seconds. The other 19 are shame.

Greg Fitzsimmons

#8. The arithmetic is quite simple. Instead of playing Draw Something, fucking draw something! Take the cleverness you apply to Words with Friends and utilize it to make some kick-ass corn bread. Corn Bread with Friends - try that game.

Nick Offerman

#9. How is your handwriting?" I ask. "Do you write in pencil or pen?" They stare back at me with squinting eyes and a look that needs no words. "Get with it granddad.

Fennel Hudson