Fecal Matter Quotes

#1. i was becoming a sack of vomit and fecal matter. i suppose, on reflection, that that is what i had always been, but nature had not formerly imposed this aspect of the human condition quite so vividly upon me.

Harry F. Saint

#2. I've read better fecal matter patterns on toilet paper.

Terry Price

#3. To me, the acceptable level of fecal matter is ... zero.

Richard Jeni

#4. What's with this weird hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow? I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter.

Jerry Seinfeld

#5. Contact with men who wield power and authority still leaves an intangible sense of repulsion. It's very like being in close proximity to fecal matter, the fecal embodiment of something unmentionable, and you wonder what it is made of and when it acquired its historically sacred character.

Jean Baudrillard

#6. The mother tongue of politicians is that of ancient Babylon: a language designed to severely limit discourse within a tower of praise to elitism, a language carried on breath's reeking of the fecal matter from their paymasters

Dean Cavanagh

#7. Now there is hardly anything but magic abroad before seven o'clock in the morning. Only the disciples of magic like getting their feet wet, and being furiously happy on an empty stomach.

Stella Benson

#8. There are two characters in me: a doodler and a tuner. And the only thing that makes me go crazy is when they both fight for their turn.

Shawn Lukas

#9. If I had time, I would become timeless.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#10. The person who will bear much shall have much to bear, all the world through.

Samuel Richardson

#11. As a matter of fact they'd blacken us down. I guess there's a reason that according to what the Caucasian wanted us to look like. He wanted us to look-if we were Black, then he had his idea of what we look like.

Billy Eckstine

#12. If Lacan presumes that female homosexuality issues from a disappointed heterosexuality, as observation is said to show, could it not be equally clear to the observer that heterosexuality issues from a disappointed homosexuality?

Judith Butler

#13. My lab is a place where it matters if I get hurt.

Hope Jahren

#14. We're not stupid! We're just poor! And we have a right to insist on this distinction

Orhan Pamuk

#15. Our great need is to discover that Jesus is all we need.

Adrian Rogers

#16. I stand on my public record as a defender of the human rights of Muslims, notably my work for Moazzam Begg and other British Muslims detained without trial in Guantanamo Bay.

Hari Kunzru

#17. Only a fool tries to reconstruct a bunch of grapes from a bottle of wine.

Jeanette Winterson

#18. A good teacher protects his pupils from his own influence.

Bruce Lee