Top 25 Fecal Quotes

#1. Captain, your fecal aroma is disturbing our meditation." "I

Lindsay Buroker

Fecal Quotes #10228
#2. This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before.

Rachel Caine

Fecal Quotes #94699
#3. Some older or very ill patients may not be suitable candidates for fecal transfer. Colonoscopy is an invasive procedure, especially for those patients who are too ill with other conditions like cancer, heart failure, dialysis, or Alzheimer's.

J. Thomas LaMont

Fecal Quotes #114892
#4. In order to be Miss Anybody you had to have excellent grades, and I had terrible grades because of my dyslexia.

Fannie Flagg

Fecal Quotes #146115
#5. When I talk to kids who are overweight, I see my face on their bodies.

Richard Simmons

Fecal Quotes #202188
#6. It's June and the city is ripe with meaningless fecal heat. It will be a different kind of hot in LA, the kind that made the Beach Boys all tan and giddy, a heat that doesn't harass you in the shade.

Caroline Kepnes

Fecal Quotes #399980
#7. The mother tongue of politicians is that of ancient Babylon: a language designed to severely limit discourse within a tower of praise to elitism, a language carried on breath's reeking of the fecal matter from their paymasters

Dean Cavanagh

Fecal Quotes #454503
#8. I scarcely know how to describe that room. It became, in a way, every room I had ever been in and every room I find myself in hereafter will remind me of Giovanni's room.

James Baldwin

Fecal Quotes #465063
#9. i was becoming a sack of vomit and fecal matter. i suppose, on reflection, that that is what i had always been, but nature had not formerly imposed this aspect of the human condition quite so vividly upon me.

Harry F. Saint

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#10. I've read better fecal matter patterns on toilet paper.

Terry Price

Fecal Quotes #608172
#11. I think the varied backgrounds in the beginning were a plus. It took a while for people to understand what they were trying to do and get started, but it did provide for a lot of new ideas.

Jack Kilby

Fecal Quotes #742134
#12. To me, the acceptable level of fecal matter is ... zero.

Richard Jeni

Fecal Quotes #752331
#13. Borody claims to have used fecal transplants to effectively cure people who were suffering from ulcerative colitis - which, he says, was

Steven D. Levitt

Fecal Quotes #819422
#14. You are as responsible for what you let happen as for the actions you share.

Joan Slonczewski

Fecal Quotes #1006706
#15. Of course it's for you. But it's also so those little diseased children don't become dracula snacks. We need to get them safe so they can be sick and die in peace.

Blake Crouch

Fecal Quotes #1034213
#16. I love what I do. And why not be nice? I mean, I've seen people who work and they're apparently not enjoying it, and they're making sure everybody knows it.

Nathan Fillion

Fecal Quotes #1110490
#17. What's with this weird hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow? I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter.

Jerry Seinfeld

Fecal Quotes #1131533
#18. Contact with men who wield power and authority still leaves an intangible sense of repulsion. It's very like being in close proximity to fecal matter, the fecal embodiment of something unmentionable, and you wonder what it is made of and when it acquired its historically sacred character.

Jean Baudrillard

Fecal Quotes #1293651
#19. To Borody and a small band of like-minded brethren who believe in the power of poop, we are standing at the threshold of a new era in medicine. Borody sees the benefits of fecal therapy as "equivalent to the discovery of antibiotics." But first, there is much skepticism to overcome.

Steven D. Levitt

Fecal Quotes #1332000
#20. There isa stigma associated with incontinence, so many people never mention it to their doctors or seek treatment. In reality, fecal incontinence is a very common and often very treatable condition.

Brad Davis

Fecal Quotes #1441982
#21. Children - even when they have endured the unthinkable - have a gift for divining the moment when the grown-ups really need to lighten up.

Barbara Kingsolver

Fecal Quotes #1525690
#22. Rumors or no, Thomas, if the men strike, we'll see fecal gravity at work like never before. Ain't a man in this room who won't be covered in shit.

Dennis Lehane

Fecal Quotes #1560039
#23. DNA sequencing of fecal samples from players in an international rugby union team showed considerably greater diversity of gut bacteria than samples from people who are more sedentary.

C.G. Weber

Fecal Quotes #1658939
#24. Michael Jackson has a very good heart. He was crying when he was giving me the award, 'cause his mind went back over the early days.

James Brown

Fecal Quotes #1722288
#25. If you want to know why you didn't make a boat
I'll tell you. You're just out there hammering the water. You're killing fish, not rowing.

Jim Dietz

Fecal Quotes #1737167

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