Fax Machine Quotes

#1. I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine

Shaquille O'Neal

#2. I don't know. I don't have a fax machine, so I didn't get that message.

Shaquille O'Neal

#3. I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

Steven Wright

#4. My workspace is defined by books, ephemera, quiet and light. I don't have a computer, telephone or a fax machine there.

Maira Kalman

#5. I'm not terribly technological. I'm awfully backward about iPads and BlackBerries and suchlike; I still have a great fondness for Teletext, and I clung onto my fax machine for as long as I could, but eventually you have to move with the times.

David Tang

#6. People have SMS, right? It stinks. It's a dead technology, like a fax machine left over from the Seventies, sitting there as a cash cow for carriers.

Jan Koum

#7. The eye and brain are not like a fax machine, nor are there little people looking at the images coming in.

Torsten Wiesel

#8. We had these throwbacks who would do stuff like printing their emails out on paper to read them, or asking you for your goddamn fax number two decades after you had thrown away your fax machine.

Neal Stephenson

#9. Those inevitable dreams where you can't get your column in, you know, and at first they were the Xerox telecopy, and then they were the fax machine, and then they were, you know, email. The anxiety remains the same, but the technology has changed.

Ellen Goodman

#10. A value is like a fax machine: it's not much use if you're the only one who has one.

Kwame Anthony Appiah

#11. Mike Huckabee said he's the only person who has fought the Clinton political machine and won. As opposed to Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders, who's the only person who fought a fax machine and lost.

Jimmy Fallon

#12. I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.

Steven Wright

#13. I got to the end of the story before I'd realized what she'd done. Just as Jake had waited, interviewing the Mariners, Jillian had waited out my first answers so that I would give her a better one.

Jeanette Ingold

#14. I'd have these weird experiences where I'd just be walking down the street with this chord progression in my head, this happened more than a few times, and I'd walk home and find a fax in my machine and it would match the music in my head.

Duncan Sheik

#15. I'd make a lousy cop. I'd just wear it too close to my skin and wouldn't survive. I'll stick to acting.

Enrico Colantoni

#16. I love going to all kinds of movies, I screen DVDs in my house, but I go to the theatre a lot in the afternoon. I don't get bugged because there aren't many people around.

Danny DeVito

#17. The most interesting thing I learned in church was how to sit still for long periods of time without falling asleep.

J.T. Geissinger

#18. I'm waiting'/for my man/ got twenty-six dollars in my hand/ he's never early/he's always late/ the first thing you learn/ is you always gotta' wait'
-Waiting for the Man

Lou Reed

#19. Italy is only a geographical expression.

Klemens Von Metternich

#20. Impressions are like pearls; ideas are like the string that turns the pearls into a necklace. The string is invisible, but it is not dispensable and cannot be broken.

Mu Xin

#21. Science was competitive because it was full of scientists.

Mira Grant

#22. You know when you're young and you see a play in high school, and the guys all have gray in their hair and they're trying to be old men and they have no idea what that's like? It's just that stupid the other way around.

Clint Eastwood

#23. You have to be willing to risk things; otherwise, somebody else will put you out of business.

Douglas Leone

#24. Donald [Trump] is great at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate, and he'd be a chaos president. He would not be the commander in chief we need to keep our country safe.

Renee Montagne

#25. It's best to give while your hand is still warm.

Philip Roth

#26. Don't push me away. I'm attracted to you.

Maya Banks

#27. Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful and I do not know
because after 22 hours on a plane any landmass would be beautiful.

Lewis Black

#28. It's the Hitler within us that's our problem," said the media expert Peter Boenisch. "Germans are pigheaded. The fascination of Hitler is a reaction to the complexity of the world, so complicated and so insoluble for the lower strata. There is no outlet for frustration.

Peter Wyden