Top 37 Fattest Quotes

#1. The moment I said I'd finished a book, I knew what would happen. There would be a bidding war, and I would end up with someone who'd got the fattest wallet, who had bought it because I'd written Harry Potter. That would have been why.

J.K. Rowling

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#2. My girl looks at me like I'm a big piece of cake and she is the fattest kid in America craving me.

Toni Aleo

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#3. Most subject is the fattest soil to weeds.

William Shakespeare

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#4. Rule One: Whenever a spectator seeks out a really good vantage point and settles down on shooting stick or canvas chair, the tallest and fattest golf watcher on the course will take up station directly in front.

Peter Dobereiner

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#5. I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.

Billy Bob Thornton

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#6. So now I'm getting my gown made by an exclusive seamstress, and all thos anorexic whores on Michigan Avenue and Oak Street who made me feel like the Goodyear blimp can kiss the very fattest part of my ass.

Jen Lancaster

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#7. Isn't Mr. Cecil Wooley the fattest, slittiest-eyed thing you've ever seen? And don't you suppose that being called Reverend Doctor Mootfowl is not a common phenomenon, and never has been?

Mark Helprin

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#8. Kiss the fattest part of my ass

Jen Lancaster

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#9. A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

Jimmy Carr

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#10. Tell me that I got the fattest pussy in the whole world & if I let him eat it I can be his old girl

Nicki Minaj

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#11. Have you ever seen that guy who has the record for fattest man in the world? Bob Hughes, the fattest man in the world ... 1400 pounds. Ladies and gentlemen, the man has let himself go.

Jerry Seinfeld

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#12. It was as though all the passengers on the Titanic were roped together, and the fattest guy had just fallen overboard.

Mitch Feierstein

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#13. The seventies were my fattest decade. Overall I think the seventies were distinctly bulbous. People looked chunky, typefaces were rounded, writing implements penile.

Will Self

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#14. Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

Steven Wright

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#15. the poorest among us ended up being the fattest.

Johnny B. Truant

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#16. Envy, like the worm, never runs but to the fairest fruit; like a cunning bloodhound, it singles out the fattest deer in the flock.

Francis Beaumont

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#17. When you go to the grocery store, you find that the cheapest calories are the ones that are going to make you the fattest - the added sugars and fats in processed foods.

Michael Pollan

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#18. A slumpbuster is when you have to take one for the team. It's finding the biggest, nastiest, fattest broad, and you put the wood to her to come out of your slump. Also known as 'jumping on a grenade for the team'.

Mark Grace

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#19. Never," wrote Reginald to his most darling friend, "be a pioneer. It's the Early Christian that gets the fattest lion.

Saki

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#20. You can be famous for a lot of things. You can be a Nobel-prize winner. You can be the fattest guy in the world.

Evel Knievel

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#21. We know this much about how Barack Obama plans to govern: He will deploy the fattest checkbook ever at the disposal of an incoming American president.

Nina Easton

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#22. Sexuality, desirability has nothing to do with body type. It has to do with how you feel from within. I was at my fattest best in 'The Dirty Picture,' and I was called the most desirable. So there you go. I am quite well-endowed, so I have no complaints.

Vidya Balan

Fattest Quotes #836736
#23. and there was a fish pond a large one full of the fattest goldfish you ever saw and they were tame. they came to the surface of the water and took pieces of bread from our hands.

Charles Bukowski

Fattest Quotes #1023717
#24. I remember when I was starting out as a young actress, thinking, 'Oh my God, I have the fattest face.' Now I look at those pictures and I think, 'So much collagen!'

Anne Hathaway

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#25. I first learned how to do hair from drag queens. I learned eyelashes are the key to life, because they make everyone look fabulous.

Tabatha Coffey

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#26. One of the biggest lessons I've learned during my time on 'Oprah' is that everyone wants to be heard. We all want to have our humanity acknowledged - to have others see us for who we truly are. We all want to know that we are valued, we are heard, we are understood.

Nate Berkus

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#27. Get a Brazilian wax. It makes sex better, orgasmwise.

Eva Longoria

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#28. In a new environment, it was possible to transform.

Meg Wolitzer

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#29. The only difference between lilies and turds is whatever difference humans have agreed upon; and I don't always agree.

George Carlin

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#30. I lived my grief; I slept mourning and ate sorrow and drank tears. I ignored all else.

Robin Hobb

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#31. Happiness is your original nature, it is YOU, minus your neurosis

Robert Holden

Fattest Quotes #517329
#32. Do you know what happened the last time a nation listened to a bush?" Honey asks.
No one says a word.
"Its people wandered in the desert for forty years.

Paul Auster

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#33. In order for connection to happen, we have to allow ourselves to be seen, really seen.

Brene Brown

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#34. I think admitting youre an addict is the first step towards recovery.

J.J. Abrams

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#35. And in that moment, I felt my own ignorance spread suddenly out behind me like a pair of wings, and every single thing I didn't know was a feather on those wings. I could feel them tugging at the air, restless to be airborne.

Frank Cottrell Boyce

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#36. asked: "And I was very surprised by the ending. Were you?" "Of course not - I'd read it first. I don't think I could have stood the suspense if I hadn't known what was going to happen. I'd have been way too worried.

Will Schwalbe

Fattest Quotes #119574
#37. The probability that the Earth was created with such a perfect combination to sustain life seems almost impossible. So, in the grand scheme of the Universe, you might be one insignificant pin-prick, but with all things considered, you're also nothing short of a miracle

Becki Tedford

Fattest Quotes #22289

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