Fat Dog Quotes

#1. Mommy, he told me he's going to take me away for some candy and I can pet his fat dog.

Karina Halle

#2. Beware. Beware. Beware of the big, green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big, fat snails. Beware. Take care. Beware.

Ed Wood

#3. You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.

Elayne Boosler

#4. People feel poorly because they are nourished by foods you wouldn't feed to your dog and cat. The rich western diet is full of fat, sugar, cholesterol, salt, animal protein - all the wrong foods for people.

John A. McDougall

#5. People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

Pamela Anderson

#6. I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see them wearing the t-shirts I shoot at them with bb guns while riding a very large dog and singing kicking squealing gucci little piggy over and over

Thom Yorke

#7. Top dog, top hat, move that muscle, move that fat.

Elton John

#8. He sent the trained dog that is his talent off in search of a fat glorious pheasant, and it brought back the lower half of a Barbie doll.

George Saunders

#9. Rather be a thin dog free,
than to be a fat one chained

Thabiso Monkoe

#10. I like dogs
Big dogs
Little dogs
Fat dogs
Doggy dogs
Old dogs
Puppy dogs
I like dogs
A dog that is barking over the hill
A dog that is dreaming very still
A dog that is running wherever he will
I like dogs.

Margaret Wise Brown

#11. They will tell you to be patient and still tell that the patient dog is no longer fat but thin so apply knowledge to it

Efiba Progress

#12. A lot of us are ruled by fear during our lives - afraid we'll get burgled, afraid a dog will bite us, afraid we'll get fat, afraid someone will leave us. Once you lose fear, life becomes sweeter, and that happens as you get older. I'm sure by the time I'm 80, I'll be able to do absolutely anything!

Joanna Lumley

#13. It goes in streaks. But some things never go out of fashion.' Hunger artists, fat folks, giants, and dog acts come and go but real freaks never lose their appeal.

Katherine Dunn

#14. I'd rather be a free dog running free than fat one chained

Thabiso Monkoe

#15. I'd rather be a thin dog running free than a fat one in chains

Thabiso Monkoe

#16. Our brain, our body, craves fat. We cannot help it. That's why a kid will eat a hot dog quicker than a piece of broccoli.

Jose Andres

#17. Rather be a thin dog that is free than a fat one chained

Thabiso Monkoe

#18. I rather be thin dog running free than a fat one chained

Thabiso Monkoe

#19. But what do they get by the change? One dog sated with meat is replaced by a hungrier dog who bites nearer the bone. Out goes the man grown fat with honor, and in comes a hungry and a lean man.

Hilary Mantel

#20. Thanks for agreeing to watch Fat Rabbit. Hope you're prepared for lots of farts in your future. From the dog, of course.

Karina Halle