Family Road Trip Sayings

#1. Intuition is a one-way communication from God, who never seems inclined to satisfy our curiosity, perhaps because, given the chance, every one of us would be like a child on a family road trip, endlessly asking Are we there yet? or the equivalent.

Anonymous

#2. Women are not allowed to be [complicated] in our society. We're comfortable seeing women as great mothers, and then we're comfortable seeing them as hookers, but there's no in-between.

Charlize Theron

#3. She knew a cutting, incisive, withering and above all a self-evident answer existed. It was just that, to her extreme annoyance, she couldn't quite bring it to mind.

Terry Pratchett

#4. In 1903 the Wright brothers invented airplanes, because in 1902 they took a road trip across the country with their family.

Bill Engvall

#5. Road trip?"
"I'm going to dig up some dead relatives," she went on, "and ask them where the family money is.

Cinda Williams Chima

#6. A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.

Tom Lichtenheld

#7. Rule your mind or it will rule you.

Gautama Buddha

#8. The car was full of unhappy people heading west. It was the Great American Family Road Trip, all right. Whaaa-hoo!

Kim Harrison

#9. Stay your weary little wandering feet at a friend's threshold.

Charlotte Bronte

#10. My grandparents all came from Lithuania to South Africa.

Antony Sher

#11. It is well to be alone. It fertilizes the creative impulse.

Max Nordau

#12. My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.

Jim Gaffigan