Fakest Quotes

#1. But hey, what's life without a little adversity?
That had to have been the fakest attempt at optimism since my fourth grade teacher tried reasoning that we were better off without the dead kids in our class because it'd mean more turns on the playground swings for the rest of us.

Alexandra Bracken

#2. We no longer have natural selection. We have unnatural selection. Survival of the fittest has been replaced by survival of the fakest.

Maureen Dowd

#3. Curtis Curtis jackson..he's the fakest thug I ever did see

Fat Joe

#4. Catharsis isn't art. You can't rely on catharsis to get a laugh. Because guess what? People do laugh when something's shocking, but that is, to me, the absolute fakest of laughs. That's not something that sustains a television series, or a movie, or even 45 minutes of a stand-up set at Carolines.

Mindy Kaling

#5. I think the fakest thing in the world is to judge someone on how they look.

Oliver Sykes

#6. Possible controversy for the Obama campaign. Republicans are now accusing Barack Obama's campaign of voter fraud, because some of the people they've registered sound like they have fake names. Apparently, the fakest-sounding name is Barack Obama.

Conan O'Brien

#7. That time, when everyone else is asleep, and it's just me and my little man, that's the best time I've ever spent in my life. I just get to love on him. It, literally, is the best.

Randy Houser

#8. Anything that is worth pursuing is going to require us to suffer, just a little bit.

Chris Burkard

#9. The seam in between is fenceless.

Gertrude Stein

#10. It all comes down to the written word and just how comfortable I am writing them.

C.F. Heller

#11. One of my recurring D-list moments is when people stop me in the airport and tell me they loved me on SNL. I never know if they think I'm Molly Shannon, Cheri Oteri, or Chris Kattan. I just say Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed me as Mango.

Kathy Griffin

#12. Necessity can sharpen the wits even of children.

Timothy Dwight V

#13. War puts its questions stupidly, peace mysteriously.

Andre Malraux

#14. The real bond and real love is something that is actually worth fighting for.

William Moseley

#15. Rather than assuming weakness or defectiveness, we should acknowledge that getting through depression requires considerable strength. Rather than assuming permanent debility, we should recognize that some depressions are followed by thriving.

Jonathan Rottenberg

#16. Ayrton Senna was an extraordinary racing driver. His skills, craft, subtlety and courage were of such magnitude that he dwarfed his generation of drivers.

Ron Dennis

#17. Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.

Evan Esar