Exam Week Funny Quotes

#1. Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.

Ashleigh Brilliant

#2. He is tired out from the effort of deciphering the world. Tired from the effort of smiling at the foe.

Hilary Mantel

#3. Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.

Woody Allen

#4. A poem is a flexible thing, and a poem is a poem.

Juan Felipe Herrera

#5. Tears have a better character cried alone. Pity can sometimes be more wolf than dog.

Sebastian Barry

#6. The people who built the space program - both Soviet and U.S. - were readers of science fiction.

Gregory Benford

#7. By what aberration has suicide, the only truly normal action, become the attribute of the flawed?

Emile M. Cioran

#8. Sometimes the ones you trust aren't the most trustworthy. Just better actors.

Veronica Blade

#9. Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic.

James Patterson

#10. I think what I'm going to do is get more balance in my life to still be able to go out and play the hard rock 'n' roll and do what I like to do in music.

Joan Jett

#11. I'm positive and I smile a lot, and I'm kind of a banana, but serious work just seems to find me, so I'm not going to argue with it.

Mireille Enos

#12. You know, Take Your Demon To Work Day.

Rachel Hawkins

#13. Jesus of Nazareth was a poet, no less than a prophet, of pre-eminent genius.

Orson F. Whitney