Funny College Final Exam Quotes

#1. I think a poet, like a painter, should be a craftsperson.

Anne Stevenson

#2. I'm not broken, I'm ruined. Do you understand the difference? With broken maybe you can fix things. Ruined? All you can do is wait to bury me.

J.R. Ward

#3. When you invite trouble, it's usually quick to accept.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

#4. Perfection exists only in your own mind. What you find to be perfect, is not necessarily perfect for someone else.

Ilia Berends

#5. November, if your heart was mine it would never break.

Andrea Randall

#6. If you can live in Vegas, or visit Vegas, and leave in one piece, still loving it and somehow laughing about it, you should spend at least part of your last night in town doing something that will serve you well no matter where you go next: thank your lucky stars.

J.R. Moehringer

#7. The best thing in every noble dream is the dreamer ...

Moncure D. Conway

#8. Golf has humbled, humiliated, and just about licked all the great athletes who tried it.

Earl Blaik

#9. Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.

William Shakespeare

#10. It is my belief that the basic knowledge that we're providing to the world will have a profound impact on the human condition and the treatments for disease and our view of our place on the biological continuum.

J. Craig Venter