Escofet Socrates Quotes

#1. The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

Jon Stewart

#2. I pride myself on being the guy who can do Def Comedy Jam and Charlie Rose. And do well on both.

Chris Rock

#3. My tastes and inspirational artists were always rather eclectic and diverse.

Taylor Dayne

#4. Moving forward is not based upon your past; your future is exclusively determined by the decisions you make now, in this moment.

Mike Michalowicz

#5. You unfailingly omnibothersome bitch.

Scott Lynch

#6. Arousal is a fairly complex thing. Many people masturabate when they're bored, not because they're aroused. (Dima)

Aleksandr Voinov

#7. These disturbing phenomena [Extra Sensory Perception] seem to deny all our scientific ideas. How we should like to discredit them! Unfortunately the statistical evidence, at least for telepathy, is overwhelming.

Alan Turing

#8. He didn't come out of my belly, but my God, I've made his bones, because I've attended to every meal, and how he sleeps, and the fact that he swims like a fish because I took him to the ocean. I'm so proud of all those things. But he is my biggest pride.

John Lennon

#9. No, truth is something desperate, an' she's got it. Believe me, it's something desperate, an' she's got it.

Tennessee Williams

#10. Currently, you are approaching each opportunity with a single possible outcome and when that doesn't happen you fool yourself that there was nothing more that you could have done.

Chris Murray

#11. Every night I cut out my heart. But in the morning it was full again

Michael Ondaatje

#12. I have no doubt that the government of this great nation will work with its people to lead New Orleans and the Gulf Coast back to an enlightened, proud, safe part of the world.

Harry Connick Jr.