Epically Quotes

#1. It had taunted, provoked, brushed its big, hard body against hers at every opportunity, and in general lounged about looking like the epically horny fairy it was reputed to be.

~Gabby's thoughts on Adam

Karen Marie Moning

#2. We do an epically bad job of acknowledging one another's work and checking our sources.

John Green

#3. Somewhere between the shower and the Red Bull I fell in love with you, Aves. I'm talking epically. There is no coming back from a fall like mine.

Kelly Oram

#4. You're Facebook friends with Tiny?" "Yes. He request-friended me," Mom says, epically failing to speak Facebook.

John Green

#5. Jumping in the hot tub with this woman had been a decision of epically stupid proportions.

Abby Niles

#6. It's fucking lame, is what it is! The swords look like they were made out of tinfoil. And that soundtrack is epically lame. Full of synthesizers and shit. By the motherfucking Alan Parsons Project! Lame-o-rama! Beyond lame. Highlander II lame.

Ernest Cline

#7. It was epic. It was awkward. It was epically awkward.

Ally Carter

#8. Walter Lucas, you're going to marry me. And you're getting epically laid as soon as we get home.

Heidi Cullinan

#9. There's no such thing as 'epic love'. But there is such a thing as 'epically bad decisions based on something believed to be love, but is most likely lust.

Brodi Ashton

#10. In my experience, staying in a marriage that my ex and I both agreed had all its best moments behind it was epically depressing.

Ariel Gore

#11. Epic love dies epically.

Brodi Ashton

#12. A metric fuckton of dumb so epically mind-destroyingly beyond a bad idea that there's not a chance they would go there.

Andrea K. Host

#13. I say weird but what I mean is epically fucking strange.

Nicola Yoon

#14. I stared at him, feeling a little lost in Ronan Fitzpatrick and his epically warm smiles and hot kisses and scorching looks. I

L. H. Cosway

#15. Stories are epically important to how we view and interact in the world around us. We define ourselves, our abilities and even our goals by the stories we believe and share. These stories become part of our personal view of our world.

Lyssa Danehy DeHart

#16. I have real fears for Cuba based on the South American experience. Where you have had such a stern regime, as Fidel's [Castro], there is no culture of politics.

John Gimlette

#17. When I first got pregnant, I freaked out. Then I had to remind myself: I'm turning 30.

Melissa Joan Hart

#18. A kid thinks her mother is just that
hers. A mother is also a woman, an independent being, who doesn't want to be reminded by anyone, child or otherwise, of her tree-trunk thighs. The world made women's private lives a public affair to people who knew them and even people who didn't.

J. Courtney Sullivan

#19. If I won a few billion in the lottery, I would create an institute where people who would like to die would come spend a weekend, a week, or a month in pleasure, under drugs perhaps, in order to disappear afterward, as if erased.

Michel Foucault

#20. Surely you can hear him now?

Alastair Reynolds

#21. I want to move to Hollywood and audition for parts just so I can say, I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Jarod Kintz