Enema Quotes

#1. I heard where it's a misery wrapped in an enema.

Terry Pratchett

#2. If they gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox.

Anonymous

#3. When the spirit passed through him he groaned, throwing body and soul into his weekly purge. The "Amen enema", as I call it. My palindrome for the Reverend.

Barbara Kingsolver

#4. The world needs an enema.

Mason Cooley

#5. Gonna have to give myself a mental enema when we get back to the TARDIS.

Mike Tucker

#6. The Book Highlights and Attacks areas of Inefficiency and Hypocrisy in Government Offices. It injects the much-need Enema into its Highly Constipated System.

Mahesh Ubhayakar

#7. Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#8. Paulie's got so much Jesus, he's going to need an enema to get it all out of him,

Nick Wilgus

#9. Asking a sociologist to solve a problem is like prescribing an enema for diarrhea.

Saul Alinsky

#10. All who have come to me must have enema each day.

G.I. Gurdjieff

#11. Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.

Alan K. Simpson

#12. When you empty out the vessel, you also empty out all the crap floating around in there. The additives. The impurities. It sure feels good. It's a whole body, whole-minded enema.

Stephen King

#13. If you ever took an enema, you'd disappear off the face of this Earth without trace!

Lady Colin Campbell

#14. Reading Stephen King's book, On Writing, was like being cornered and forced to have a long, drawn out mental enema.

Mary Garden

#15. Sometimes, Freud argued, people need a history enema.

Tom Keneally

#16. Then one night we used the baby's head as a bong. (I'm pretty sure that's the only time that sentence has ever been used in a memoir. One would hope. I'd check it out on the Internet, but to be honest; that whole horse-enema-fetish stuff scared the shit out of me, so I'm not even going to look.)

Jenny Lawson

#17. (The Soviet space agency did not traditionally give cosmonauts steak and eggs before launch; it gave them a one-liter enema.) Fahey,

Mary Roach

#18. How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.

Warren Beatty

#19. If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

Lenny Bruce

#20. Sexual intercourse was to be looked on as a slightly disgusting minor operation, like having an enema.

George Orwell

#21. It had been a startling day for young Copperfield: most of the morning confined in an enema-bag carton; his first attempt at flight; his long fall through the weeds; and then sitting on that dead man's face.

John Irving

#22. I really work hard to shape the song so that it's attractive ... You don't want to give people the information in an enema.

Buffy Sainte-Marie

#23. Most enema scenes are intensely sociable ones, with two or more people gathered around a vessel that supports, on its lid, a cup for drinking and a syringe for enemas (e.g., K530, K4605).

Stephen Houston

#24. The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously.

Philip Larkin

#25. Grinding his teeth to keep from lashing out, Caillen did as instructed. A little belligerently, granted, still he did obey as he'd promised his father he would. But it was hard to sit up straight when what he really wanted to do was give the pompous ass in front of him a goblet enema.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#26. I discovered, though, that once having given a pig an enema, there is no turning back, no chance of resuming one of life's more stereotyped roles.

E.B. White

#27. This town needs an enema!

Jack Nicholson

#28. There are many words in the English language that you never want to hear you father say. Enema. Orgasm. Disappointed.

Lauren Oliver

#29. Punk was sort of an angry stance against things that had happened just before, against the pop of glam rock, against progressive rock. Music had become very staid and it was about the playing and people obsessed. Eric Clapton was God and we needed an enema within the art form, and punk did do that.

Gary Kemp

#30. Most people need a philosophical enema and I'm the bag with the pipe.

Marla Buchanan

#31. revelation hit me like an ice-water enema.

William Hjortsberg

#32. I need my meds. And shock therapy. And maybe an enema!

Jay Bell