Edwart's Quotes

#1. Then, suddenly, I remembered the accident, and Edwart's snow-proof body, and his eyes that changed from I-don't-remember to green, and I knew.

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#2. We began to butterfly kiss, which is when you touch your eyelashes to the other person's skin. I was going to respect Edwart's desire to wait, and he was going to respect my desire for winged creatures.

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#3. So all this time you thought I was a vampire?' Edwart whispered furiously, pulling me a few inches to the left.
'Sure,' I said, 'you know, the lion falls for the lamb ... '
'What?'
'Sorry. It's easier for me if I explain things in animal terms.

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#4. Many things in life are difficult," said Reven, choosing his words carefully. "But to those who persevere, all things are possible.

Sage Blackwood

#5. The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

George W. Bush

#6. I noticed there was garlic above the doorframe. Edwart held a stake in one hand and a 'Team Jacob' shirt in the other.

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#7. If you get into the endzone, act as if you've been there before.

Vince Lombardi

#8. Seriously, Iv ... You could climb him like Everest, make base camp at his cock, and tackle the rest in the morning.

Kristen Callihan

#9. Ah. That was what he was doing. Once they were beneath the covers, no one would be able to tell if they were making love or simply trying on each other's underwear. Especially if they turned off the lights.

Suzanne Brockmann

#10. Ask the gods nothing excessive.

Aeschylus

#11. Probably a mistake, you know, that people make in America, to think that all great chefs are a male ... I'm still the only male in the family who went into that business.

Jacques Pepin

#12. All I do is sit at home and watch Netflix.

Kyrie Irving

#13. That's the one thing you can always depend on; as we're fighting one war, we're always preparing for the next one.

Max Brooks

#14. For there is no virtue, the honor and credit for which procures a man more odium than that of justice; and this, because more than any other, it acquires a man power and authority among the common people.

Plutarch

#15. To rebel against being born a woman seemed as foolish to her as to take pride in it.

Milan Kundera

#16. You're lucky I was on that roof all day. That old man ... he was trying to sell you a Sega product.

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#17. Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style.

Tony Jaa

#18. It has seemed to me that most people are generally good, in every race and in every country where I have been.

Langston Hughes

#19. I don't believe in karma.

Sandra Bernhard

#20. Germs contagious, contagious alert!
But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!

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#21. I looked over at Edwart. It occurred to me that I had never seen him in direct sunlight. Interestingly enough, I had also never seen him sparkle. Could the two be related?

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