Easter Chocolate Eggs Quotes

#1. Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

Denis Leary

#2. Do not put all your eggs in one basket.

Warren Buffett

#3. As a nation, we must choose between the sanctity of life ethic and the quality of life ethic. I have no trouble identifying the answer our nation has always given to this basic question, and the answer that I hope and pray it will give in the future.

Ronald Reagan

#4. I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.

Dan Stevens

#5. You have to gooo," Lacey says.
"She doesn't have to," Noah says. "If she can't handle it, she can't handle it.

Lauren Barnholdt

#6. In Australia ... they celebrate Easter the same ... by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit ... left chocolate eggs in the night

Bill Hicks

#7. It's one thing to fight for what you believe in, another thing to fight for what others believe in.

James Wolcott

#8. Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day.

James Howell

#9. The reverie would not last if it were not nourished by the images of the sweetness of living, by the illusions of happiness.

Gaston Bachelard

#10. I gave the dog a last scratch and he smiled and wagged his heavy tail. He didn't look like a dog that stole and ate children. He looked like a dog that might steal chocolate-covered Easter eggs.

Richard Bradford

#11. I can learn my lines fine. It's just reading them in the first place that is the problem.

Salma Hayek

#12. Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.

S.D. Gordon

#13. Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.

Billy Crystal

#14. The pain is such that I refuse to acknowledge it. I feel numb. I have somehow escaped from my body and am now a casual observer to this unfolding tragedy.

E.L. James

#15. There is always something for which there is no accounting. Take, for example, the whole world.

Leonard Michaels

#16. If you're retired, it's a blessing. You know, if you want to keep working and doing what you want to do, it's not a blessing as all - it's a curse.

Pat Benatar

#17. It would be a sad situation if the bag was better than the meat wrapped in it.

Albert Einstein

#18. Is the Easter Bunny a space alien trying to trick us into implanting us with his eggs? Because I will so swear off chocolate right now.

Thomm Quackenbush

#19. I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs ... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

Caroline Rhea

#20. I wouldn't have minded school if they taught you important things like how to have good sex and what brand of wine is the best ... But for some reason they were hell bent on teaching me algebra

Ben Mitchell

#21. Just the same as I mix each track to connect them together to build a story, it's the same with the message, each scripture and passage is building up a story and a testimony in a way that's going to connect with people.

Robert Hood

#22. You need one hundred percent commitment; you have to be willing to wake up every morning knowing you're going to [practice] eight hours straight.

Zoe Saldana