Dvr'd Quotes

#1. Tohr shook his head. "If you're going to get plastered, why can't you do it like areal man."
"I like the taste of fruit."
"You are what you drink."
The angel glanced up at the clock, "Shit. I missed Maury. But, I DVR'd Ellen.

J.R. Ward

#2. People have more options to watch quality, professionally produced video than ever before, and they are using those options - whether it is DVR, Netflix or Hulu.

Steve Burke

#3. I reject the peak oil theory insofar as it refers to technological limits on human ingenuity.

Robert P. Murphy

#4. There are two kinds of weakness, that which breaks and that which bends.

James Russell Lowell

#5. Normally I'm not like a big TV person. I never use my DVR.

Sara Paxton

#6. The 'Police Academy' stuff was all hyper-slapsticky.

Adam McKay

#7. If we lived in a time where people couldn't watch 'Lost' on Hulu or record it on their DVR, we wouldn't necessarily have succeeded. We need people to be able to catch up. Now you choose when you watch TV. We wouldn't have survived in the old days because people would have missed episodes.

Carlton Cuse

#8. Going to university is only one avenue to gain knowledge. There are others. A degree isn't insurance against ignorance.

Julie Garwood

#9. I have not yet learned to use our television DVR. One of the points of marriage is that you split labor. In the olden days that meant one hunted and one gathered; now it means one knows where the tea-towels are kept and the other knows how to program the DVR, for why should we both have to know?

Elizabeth Alexander

#10. Kids don't even know what it means that you have to watch a show on Thursday night at 9 o'clock, on any given network. You just put it on your DVR, or queue it up on your computer, and it's an on-demand and instant access world.

Joseph McGinty Nichol

#11. I watch so much television. My DVR is full. I love putting my kids to bed, so I can sit on the couch with my wife and we can dissect The Affair, The Americans, House of Cards, or whatever it is. I'm so lucky.

Scott Foley

#12. Obviously, I love Japanese food. My favorite TV show of all time, without exception, is 'Iron Chef.' Not the stupid American version; 'Iron Chef' Japanese; the real one, the one that was on in Japan ... my DVR for years was set to record almost every single 'Iron Chef' episode.

Tucker Max

#13. My DVR says that I watch a lot of TV my husband likes.

Alison Sweeney

#14. I am so behind on all TV, and I love TV, but I literally, I get home so late, and when I get some time, I'm trying to catch up on my DVR.

Melissa Fumero

#15. Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.

Zach Galifianakis

#16. A lot of people watch 'Community,' but DVR viewings only count if you watch within a certain time.

Gillian Jacobs

#17. I love the NBC comedies. I DVR 'Parks and Recreation,' 'Community,' 'The Office,' '30 Rock.' I love most of the HBO shows. I love 'Archer.' 'Archer's a great show. I'm big on Netflix; I've seen every episode of 'Freaks and Geeks.' We need more shows like that.

Stephen Colletti

#18. He was a better fighter than I was, but he wasn't faster than me. Nor was he as motivated, and I think he underestimated me. He thought he was fighting a girl with a stick when he was fighting Adam's mate, Coyote's daughter, armed with Lugh's staff.

Patricia Briggs

#19. With the DVR, I was mostly writing about it as a good thing in giving us the choice of when and how to watch things. But there's what we lose in the bargain, which is the collective spectacle. 'Did you see Jay Leno last night?'

Douglas Rushkoff

#20. My DVR, like, sees inside my soul, and inside my soul is a 65-year-old retired woman. So there's Food Network, HGTV and 'Golden Girls' reruns. And 'Roseanne.'

Ross Mathews

#21. Has fortune dealt you some bad cards. Then let wisdom make you a good gamester.

Francis Quarles

#22. There is evidence that people do want to watch shows back to back - that's why DVR use is so high. When you're able to DVR something, people will watch more than one episode.

Brian Grazer

#23. Death is light as a feather; duty, heavy as a mountain

Robert Jordan

#24. If I knew how to operate a DVR, you'd find episodes of 'The Tavis Smiley Show,' 'Democracy Now!' and lots of stuff from TV Land. What you can find now on my Hulu account are Korean soap operas, 'Grey's Anatomy' and films from the Criterion collection.

T'Keyah Crystal Keymah

#25. Lord, but why don't you go to this lawyer yourself and tell him the whole business in private? They say he was invited from Petersburg for three thousand.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#26. My guess is many top athletes, distance runners included, use performance-enhancing drugs, enough so that the problem must be tackled.

Bill Rodgers

#27. If the broadcasters were to win on their claims, they'd outlaw the DVR.

Charlie Ergen

#28. Once you make the decision that you will not fail, the heart and the body will follow.

Kara Goucher

#29. Life is like a DVR recording. The story goes on, but you cannot see it until you fast forward through the commercials

Christopher Earle

#30. I am a Netflix/DVR junkie. I don't like to watch TV without a plan.

Aubrey Plaza

#31. I have five television sets. (I like to think of them as a set of five televisions.) I have two DVR boxes, three DVD players, two VHS machines and four stereos. I have nineteen remote controls, mostly in one drawer.

Rick Moranis

#32. There was no DVR, no Netflix, and no binge-watching. We didn't even have a VCR till I was nearly out of high school.

Susanna Kearsley

#33. We think we know what's right. With excessive pride comes blindness.

Paul Haggis

#34. If we were to reengineer the DVR, we would cut America's energy bill by 5%.

Rick Smolan

#35. Listen. The Sanctuary of the Redeemers on Shotover Scarp is named after a damned lie for there is no redemption that goes on there and less sanctuary

Paul Hoffman

#36. I do not buy CDs any more; I usually stream Internet radio. For movies, I hardly every buy any DVDS. I have a DVR, so just record things off HBO, Showtime and so on.

Oren Peli

#37. In this 21st century, bedtime doesn't matter at all. All that matters is what you set for your DVR [Digital Video Recorder].

Neil DeGrasse Tyson