Top 13 Drunken Behavior Quotes
#1. Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious.
Demetri Martin
#2. Nostalgia is a lane of calm comfort, charming even a complacent heart!
Balroop Singh
#3. Take out all but one bullet and it was Russian Roulette. In Mexican Roulette, as he'd heard it defined, you took out only one. In Drunk Mexican Roulette you didn't take out any.
James Carlos Blake
#4. My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
Frank Zappa
#5. Everyone believes in his youth that the world really began with him, and that all merely exist for his sake.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#6. I prefer lump charcoal over briquettes but I do use both for different reasons and different recipes and sometimes I combine them both when I really want the woodsy aroma from the lump charcoal and long, even heat from the briquettes.
Bobby Flay
#7. I had never before considered the possibility that I might never even want a drink yet still be left with this horrible, throbbing vacancy in the center of my being, right where my mental health and contentment were supposed to be.
Augusten Burroughs
#8. And with that, Kat closed her eyes. She didn't see the first flakes of snow fall outside her window. She didn't feel Hale cover her with a blanket. She was already fast asleep.
Ally Carter
#9. Pilgrims who are looking for a cure are soon looking for a curio.
Morley Safer
#10. I have a sixth sense, but not the other five. If I wasn't making money, they'd put me away.
Red Skelton
#11. Caught one a live by poreing a great quantity of Water in his hole.
Meriwether Lewis
#12. A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
James Madison
