Drunk Monkey Quotes

#1. I jumped out of the way and Monique skidded across the floor like a drunk monkey on a skateboard and landed face-first in the puke. I hoped that popping sound was just the button on her halter top and not an imploded implant. That was a mess I wasn't about to clean up.

Barbra Annino

#2. It is, in fact, asking for trouble if you are more altruist than the society that surrounds you.

Ford Madox Ford

#3. Maybe you shouldn't talk about anal sex behind our backs," I retort, able to deduce the subject of their conversations.
"Fine, I'll talk about it to your face," Lo challenges. "I hear you like it in the ass." He raises his can of Fizz Life to me. "Cheers.

Krista Ritchie

#4. Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in the morning when I'm drunk as a monkey. She says them at three in the afternoon stone sober in bright daylight.

P. J. O'Rourke

#5. You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go.

Hillary Scott

#6. A Course in Miracles says that only love is real: The opposite of love is fear, but what is all-encompassing can have no opposite.

Marianne Williamson

#7. I'm not drunk,' I said indignantly.

You were just dancing like some wood nymph five minutes ago. You took your shirt off and now you're latched onto me like a little monkey. So don't tell me you're in complete control of yourself.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#8. An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Charles Darwin

#9. When you're the author of your own fate, you don't want to write a tragedy.

Chris Hadfield

#10. First thing that I put up in my office here at City Hall was a poster from 1971 when my mother ran for city council.

Julian Castro

#11. I went to the animals' fair, The birds and the beasts were there, The old baboon By the light of the moon Was combing his auburn hair; The monkey he got drunk, And fell on the elephant's trunk, The elephant sneezed And fell on his knees - And what became of the monkety-monk?

James M. Cain

#12. If you touch people with your love, they will be willing to follow you

Sunday Adelaja

#13. I prefer to date younger girls to be more protective.

Zayn Malik

#14. Tiger Woods is like a piece of fine art that belongs in the Louvre, and so, too, is Scott Medlock's painting of Tiger Woods and Sergio Garcia ... a true masterpiece!

Al Michaels

#15. Since Life is but a Dream, Why toil to no avail?

Li Bai

#16. An American monkey, an Ateles, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus was wiser than many men.

Michael Kuhar

#17. You wait for ages, and then two come along at once.

Jennifer E. Smith