Drinking Quit Quotes

#1. I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.

Megan Mullally

#2. the doctor, "that if you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of

Robert Louis Stevenson

#3. If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!

Robert Louis Stevenson

#4. On the off chance my caller would tell me to quit drinking, I positioned myself on the sofa with two six-packs and a bottle of nice scotch. Then I turned on the TV and ate a sandwich made from leftover chicken lo mein. I call it a Chanwich.

David Sedaris

#5. Economists believe there are three reasons why the Russian economy is doing so poorly. One, economic sanctions are working. Number two, low-price oil. And number three, Lindsay Lohan has quit drinking vodka.

David Letterman

#6. If you don't need to quit drinking, you shouldn't quit drinking. I used to really love to drink, and especially living in London, it's just built for drinking ...

Tom Ford

#7. I didn't quit drinking. I stopped drinking shitty alcohol with assholes. And that, my friend, was the healthiest choice I've ever made.

Grant Morrison

#8. I accept that keeping in shape doesn't come naturally, so I work hard. I hit the gym every day: Pilates, yoga, weights. I used to love wine but I've stopped drinking. I quit smoking and I'll never start again.

Linda Evangelista

#9. If, when you honestly want to, you find you cannot quit entirely, or if when drinking, you have little control over the amount you take, you are probably alcoholic.

Alcoholics Anonymous

#10. So I did quit coffee and I did quit smoking. But I haven't managed that with drinking!

Sharon Olds

#11. Since I've quit drinking, I'm not sure I've found the good life, but I've certainly uncovered a better one.

Koren Zailckas

#12. I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process.

Freddie Hubbard

#13. I've quit drugs and drinking and been into healthy stuff like yoga.

Princess Superstar

#14. I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders.

Dave Attell

#15. I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than Liberace did to the virus. It's sad to see 'em go. You see a thirty day chip on your buddy's key ring, it's like seeing a toe tag on his cold, stiff corpse.

Doug Stanhope

#16. The day I became free of alcohol was the day that I fully understood and embraced the truth that I would not be giving anything up by not drinking

Liz Hemingway

#17. I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more.

David Feherty

#18. So whatever you desire to be delivered of - if you really want to be free - pray fervently and daily to Archangel Michael and he will deliver you. If you want to quit smoking or drinking or overeating, if you want to get your life in order so you can serve God better, just

Elizabeth Clare Prophet

#19. It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy.

Mark Hoppus

#20. To this day, I am amazed at how many of my problems - most of which had nothing to do with drinking, I believed - have become manageable or have simply disappeared since I quit drinking.

Alcoholics Anonymous

#21. My life sucks when I'm only half-aware of it. If I quit drinking and saw what it's really like, I'd probably jump off a bridge.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#22. I'm glad I don't have a drinking problem,' I confided, 'because I don't think I'd ever be able to quit.

Michael J. Fox

#23. After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

Robin Williams

#24. They asked me why I don't quit drinking, I told 'em I'm not a quitter.

The Weeknd

#25. It took me one more year to admit that I could no longer control my drinking. And finally on July 7, 1986, I quit, and let a bunch of sober alcoholics teach me how to get sober, and stay sober. God, they were such a pain in the ass.

Anne Lamott

#26. I quit drugs before I quit drinking because drugs were taking their toll on me. I was sick of the headaches and the puking and the shitting blood. I figured I'd stop everything but alcohol, but then I overcompensated with drinking. Now I'm totally clean because I don't choose to do either.

Lars Frederiksen

#27. Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

Doug Stanhope

#28. I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.

Billy Crystal

#29. When you quit drinking you stop waiting.

Caroline Knapp

#30. Later that night it took him most of a bottle of Chartreuse to work up the resolve to quit drinking.

Richard Price

#31. No matter what happens - never give up a hole ... In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your whole game, because to quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.

Sam Snead

#32. I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinking.

Toby Keith