Top 25 Drinking Bars Quotes
#1. I wish drink did the trick, I really do. People in bars look like they're having a wonderful time, and people at parties laugh a lot more after drinking. But, like several other women in my family, I don't tolerate alcohol well, so marijuana is my inebriant of choice.
Catherine Hiller
#2. I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.
Eoin Colfer
#3. When I yell at the dads drinking coffee and looking at their phones at the playground while their seven-year-olds play on the preschool monkey bars, I feel like I am fully alive.
Amy Poehler
#4. After all, is our idea of God anything more than personified incomprehensibility?
{Said in a letter to Voltaire}
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
#6. a town with more drinking joints than reading joints has a problem reading can solve
Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
#7. My entire social life is spent in bars, so I don't see giving up drinking as a viable option. Could you see me saying, 'Tomato juice please?'
Lemmy Kilmister
#8. I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.
P. J. O'Rourke
#9. I know I'm not a showy politician ... I don't go drinking in parliament's bars. I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, I just get on with the job in front of me and you can judge me by my record.
Theresa May
#10. The city was in a panic, though a panic in Italy means most people still stand around coffee bars drinking espresso and Prosecco.
Magnus Flyte
#11. A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs.
Dylan Thomas
#12. Germans found "American" (by which they often meant Irish) bars and their drinking customs both peculiar and unhealthy.
Donna R. Gabaccia
#13. Cheating on a good woman is like choosing trash over treasure.
Audrey Hepburn
#15. One shouldn't despair over the fact that some of the developments one has hoped for were never produced but only became a beginning. Perhaps they will be revived some day in the future if necessary or reasonable, when the time is ripe
Finn Juhl
#16. Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
Jimmy Demaret
#17. I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes.
George Sanders
#18. I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.
Charles Bukowski
#19. Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean ... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Gerard Way
#20. Another one of the line-item vetoes in the "never drink alone" rule book is that you're allowed to drink alone while traveling. Who else could possibly join you? I loved drinking alone in distant bars, staying on speaking terms with my own solitude.
Sarah Hepola
#21. When I was out in the bars drinking and fighting I was a little bit less of a peacemaker than I would be if I'd had a coupla hits of a joint and gone and laid down somewhere.
Willie Nelson
#23. Drinking people are loud people. This is lost
on children, who make monkey bars of noise,
climbing through and over its steel pipes
until they king the metal smell of mountain.
Ken Craft
#24. I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people simply because they said one funny thing or appeared to me in a certain way.
Mindy Kaling
#25. That's sort of what I felt ... I miss drinking, I thought bars were truly holy places.
Joe Eszterhas