Drew Carey Show Quotes

#1. I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.

Drew Carey

#2. Drew's a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing 'The Drew Carey Show,' he got into bowling, and suddenly he's phoning up pros for tips and carrying around 3 balls. It's just how he does it.

Ryan Stiles

#3. I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.

Drew Carey

#4. Have you ever seen the shadows of tears, Mr Wind-up Bird? They're nothing like ordinary shadows. Nothing at all. They come here from some other, distant world, especially for our hearts.

Haruki Murakami

#5. I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

Drew Carey

#6. TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

Drew Carey

#7. In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

Drew Carey

#8. Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair ... Change my name, just see what happens.

Larry David

#9. Sure", he said. He started moving the bits around. "Lets see. This looks like it must say . . . and so then this would go here . . . and this . . . " He paused and looked up at her. "Haven't we done this before?

Jeanne DuPrau

#10. I can get excitement watching rain on a puddle. And then I paint it. Now, I admit, there are not too many people who would find that exciting. But I would. And I want life thrilling and rich. And it is. I make sure it is.

David Hockney

#11. Look inside yourself; there is always something special you can do today! Look around yourself; there is always someone special do it for! Don't spare what you have to share, show you care and dare not to make it rare!

Israelmore Ayivor

#12. Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

Drew Carey

#13. When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.

Drew Carey

#14. However, the models also predict unambiguously that the atmosphere is warming faster than the surface of the earth; but all the available observational data unambiguously shows the opposite!

David Douglass

#15. I don't believe there's any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47.

Bill Engvall

#16. Naps are essential to my process. Not dreams, but that state adjacent to sleep, the mind on waking.

William Gibson

#17. 'The Price Is Right,' it was an honor to be offered it because it's such an American institution. To be able to carry on this tradition with a show that has been on for so long, I thought it was a great opportunity for me.

Drew Carey

#18. Soldiers were coming in with just bits of their bodies, falling in love with me for an hour and then dying.

Michael Ondaatje

#19. You're a refraction of the one light. You're a waveform of light. You're a fractal, a pattern that continuously changes.

Frederick Lenz

#20. Anyone who can't learn from other people's mistakes simply can't learn, and that;s all there is to it. There is value in the wrong way of doing things. The knowledge gained from errors contributes to our knowledge base.

Ben Carson

#21. Sanctification is the outcome and inseparable consequence of regeneration. He who is born again and made a new creature receives a new nature and a new principle and always lives a new life.

J.C. Ryle

#22. The Holy Spirit gives power for the fulfillment of the Great Commission.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#23. I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

Drew Carey

#24. When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Drew Carey

#25. I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'

Drew Carey

#26. What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

Drew Carey

#27. I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

Drew Carey