Douglas Tilden Quotes

#1. In order to be successful, all you've got to do is show up 80 percent of the time.

Woody Allen

#2. Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

Mae West

#3. You don't have to pound your head after hearing a country song and wonder if you missed something.

Annette Funicello

#4. My first semester I had only nine students. Hoping they might view me as professional and well prepared, I arrived bearing name tags fashioned in the shape of maple leaves.

David Sedaris

#5. Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

Johnny Carson

#6. Wherever they may have come from, and wherever they may have gone,
unicorns live inside the true believer's heart.
Which means as long as we can dream, there will be unicorns.

Bruce Coville

#7. There comes a moment, when you get lost in the woods, when the woods begin to feel like home.

Jeffrey Eugenides

#8. I shall always be pointed at as the girl who flavored a cake with anodyne liniment.

L.M. Montgomery

#9. Outside my window, truckers trucked, hookers fucked, cops cruised, kids smoked, elders yelled, invalids slept, spouses fought, lovers kissed, while I watched a pussycat playing with stars in a black room.

Jardine Libaire

#10. Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

Marcel Achard

#11. Loneliness ... has very little to do with location. It's a state of mind. In the centre of every city are some of the loneliest people in the world ... because our whole planet was just outside the window, I felt even more ... connected to the seven billion other people ...

Chris Hadfield

#12. When I left America I understood the formation of public opinion in Southeast Asia. I had had the best course possible, taught by a famous Asian expert. Two minutes at Chulalongkorn taught me that I might just as profitably have studied the zither.

Carol Hollinger

#13. The covetous man is like a camel with a great hunch on his back; heaven's gate must be made Higher and broader, or he will hardly get in.

Thomas Adams