Top 33 Dog Lick Quotes

#1. Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog would look at you and think to itself, 'I may lick myself in public, but I'd never say anything as stupid as that.'

Dave Barry

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#2. The expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.

Dana Gould

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#3. Callista Gingrich. Karen Santorum. Ann Romney. Now do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady?

Robert De Niro

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#4. That dude is a lot like a big, drooly dog. Doesn't matter if he just met you, he wants to lick your face and hump your leg

Sarina Bowen

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#5. Timmy put his head to the floor, nose to nose with Thumper. Thumper opened her eyes and gave the kid a lick. Timmy licked her back.
"Don't lick the dog," I said.
"She did it first."
"Yeah, but she cleans her butt with that tongue. Presumably, you don't."
-Jason & 4yoa nephew Timmy

John Inman

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#6. I do not want to give any orders to the airmen, but get hold of a Komsomol air unit, and say I want volunteers for the job.

Ivan Konev

Dog Lick Quotes #221323
#7. You can't give up. You can't ever give up. If you give up you might as well be dead.

Robert Jordan

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#8. Jimmy Stewart said he stopped making movies because he didn't like the way he looked on screen anymore. I'm more the guy who says I look like hell but I'm going to see where it gets me.

Tom Waits

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#9. Only a dog would lick a finger pointed in anger.

Jason Thomas

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#10. We were told that every morning the first thing that her dog did when he got up was to stretch, adding that we can all learn a lot from our animals' behaviour. She's probably right but, personally, I draw the line at trying to lick my own balls.

John Donoghue

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#11. There's no such thing as emotion.
It's only body chemistry in action.

Toba Beta

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#12. Harriet resisted, until Tara pulled out the big move ... the combination "lean-against nuzzle, with a slight lick and an adoring glance." In dog-land the move had a degree of difficulty of nine point seven, and as far as I know, there is no known defense against it.

David Rosenfelt

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#13. Dogs, bless them, operate on the premise that human beings are fragile and require incessant applications of affection and reassurance. The random lick of a hand and the furry chin draped over the instep are calculated to let the shaky owner know that a friend is nearby.

Mary McGrory

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#14. My work doesn't have the same rules as, say, Andy [Warhol]'s work. But it's gathered together for the simple reason that we all worked with the images and objects around us.

Claes Oldenburg

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#15. You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.

Will Estes

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#16. A man who has never been hungry may possess a more refined palate, but he has no idea what it means to eat.

Harry Mulisch

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#17. All through his life, he swung between the ridiculous and the sublime,

Marshall McLuhan

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#18. [I]t's not the advertising, it's the dog food. Every time anybody has a look at it or has a lick of it, they don't like it.

Charles Krauthammer

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#19. I like dogs better [than people]. They give you unconditional love. They either lick your face or bite you, but you always know where they're coming from. With people, you never know which ones will bite. The difference between dogs and men is that you know where dogs sleep at night.

Greg Louganis

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#20. Sometimes willpower alone cannot make things happen.

Nick Bantock

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#21. What's more appealing than a guy who gets down on his knees and lets your dog lick his face?

Kristan Higgins

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#22. Fate," Bizzy said, "adjusts quicker 'n a hungery dog can lick a dish.

Jennifer Anne Kogler

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#23. You know, you cut taxes for the rich sometimes and it sits in a bank account. You cut taxes for the middle class, they will spend the money.

Andrew Cuomo

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#24. Cooking is one of the oldest arts and one which has rendered us the most important service in civic life.

Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

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#25. Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls ... because they can.

Kim Cattrall

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#26. Earnest is our dog. She senses instantly that something is wrong, and guided by that timeless and unerring nurturing instinct that all female dogs have, she tries to lick my ears off.

Dave Barry

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#27. We see healthcare shifting from a procedure reimbursement, where in this country doctors are reimbursed for how many procedures they conduct, to a world where people will be reimbursed for the outcomes - did the patient actually get better, and what was the total cost of the cycle of care.

John Sculley

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#28. Prayer purifies us, reading instructs us. Both are good when both are possible. Otherwise, prayer is better than reading.

Isidore Of Seville

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#29. So, what do they pay you for ... exactly?"
Slapped around. Tied up. Beaten. Given orders, made to do things."
"What kind of things?"
"You know."
No, I can't even begin to imagine."
"Lick my boots, crawl on floor, eat like dog."
"Nothing useful, then, like hoovering?

Kate Atkinson

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#30. All I had ever wanted was a dog who would sleep in my lap while I read and lick my neck and bring me the ball to throw eighty-seven times in a row. I thought a dog would be the key to perfect happiness. And I was right. We are perfectly happy. (

Ann Patchett

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#31. Words can," Susan said. "And tone of voice. You're just so goddamned autonomous that you won't explain yourself to anybody.

Robert B. Parker

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#32. Love seems to survive life, and to reach beyond it. I think we take it with us past the grave. Do we not still give it to those who have left us? May we not hope that they feel it for us, and that we shall leave it here in one or two fond bosoms, when we also are gone?

William Makepeace Thackeray

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#33. Have you seen
a dog lick the hand that thrashed it?!

Vladimir Mayakovsky

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