Dodman Quotes

#1. May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

Frank Zappa

#2. "I tried, once," said Bernard, with a rueful smile. "Yup! I tried." He gazed thoughtfully out the window.

Carey Rockwell

#3. Cats may walk by themselves, but there are times when they need our support.

Nicholas Dodman

#4. And then there's that person that no matter what, they'll answer your call at 4 am. Your 4am-er. They'll say exactly what you need to hear to bring you back to earth. Your comfort, your voice of reason, your hit upside the head. And he'll always be my 4 am-er.

Hope Alcocer

#5. When you hear clip-clop-clip outside your window in most cases the sound will be made by a horse, but once in a while (rarely), a zebra will be responsible for the sound.

Nicholas Dodman

#6. Although a lot of pain for a little screen time; Shaving legs, waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra, losing weight because women's clothes are SO revealing - Ladies you have my respect.

Lou Diamond Phillips

#7. Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them.

Miguel De Unamuno

#8. Something like Valium," she suggested, "but not Valium." It sounded like a riddle

Nicholas Dodman

#9. What would you do if your cat suddenly went psycho and started to attack you for no apparent reason, lying in wait and pouncing or stalking you with a faraway look reminiscent of its predatory cousins and ancestors?

Nicholas Dodman

#10. Perfumes, colours and sounds echo one another.

Charles Baudelaire

#11. The answer lies within ourselves. If we can't find peace and happiness there, it's not going to come from the outside.

Tenzin Palmo

#12. Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush.

Karl Pilkington

#13. Through waves and clouds and storms His power will clear your way; Wait for his time; the darkest night Shall end in brightest day.

Paul Gerhardt

#14. Wishes, like painted landscapes, best delight,
Whilst distance recommends them to the sight.
Plac'd afar off, they beautiful appear:
But show their coarse and nauseous colors near.

Thomas Yalden

#15. He was massive, a veritable Arnold Schwarzenegger of a cat, with a wide, handsome face and a proud, lionish expression.

Nicholas Dodman

#16. No self-respecting cat wants to have its subtle personal odor masked by overtones of lavender or rose petals.

Nicholas Dodman

#17. Only one thing can spoil sand: perfume.

Nicholas Dodman