Divorce Lawyer Quotes

#1. It'll be okay," I said.
"We're here for you." Kelly said.
"I've decided to become a divorce lawyer," Amanda said.
Well, we all have our own ways of showing we care.

Janette Rallison

#2. Would you go into a relationship planning the breakup? Would you write the prenup on a first date? Would you meet with a divorce lawyer the morning of your wedding? That would be ridiculous, right?

Jason Fried

#3. You want to walk into that funeral and have every dude in that room whip their head around and say, 'God-damn them is some fine-ass titties. I got to find me a divorce lawyer in the next five minutes.

David Wong

#4. Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.

Robert Orben

#5. A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.

Jimmy Fallon

#6. A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.

Marvin Mitchelson

#7. What the efficient market hypothesis doesn't account for is that people are not always rational. Just ask any divorce lawyer.

Coreen T. Sol

#8. I do want to believe in love. I want all of its trappings, and if it costs me my sanity and a very good divorce lawyer, so be it.

Addison Moore

#9. It's not getting what you want that's the hard part, it's deciding what you want.

Alexandra Potter

#10. The Jungle Bush Beaters didn't last too long as a group, but we had a pretty good time while we did.

Levon Helm

#11. Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

Roseanne Barr

#12. The vanquished know war. They see through the empty jingoism of those who use the abstract words of glory, honor, and patriotism to mask the cries of the wounded, the senseless killing, war profiteering, and chest-pounding grief.

Chris Hedges

#13. What is wonderful about my art is that dream and reality can become one. There is just one step between the two.

Yves Saint-Laurent

#14. If ever you get to be my age," said the old woman, "you will know all there is to know about regrets, and you will know that one more, here or there, will make no difference in the long run.

Neil Gaiman

#15. Am I suggesting that you must feel sorry for divorce lawyers and prepare to pay every penny of their fees? Of course not! You deserve justice, and the lawyer can be lured into delivering said justice at a seriously discounted price!

Portia Porter

#16. I will give you anything to say you want to stay, you want me too.
Say you'll never die, you'll always haunt me.
I want to know I belong to you
Say you'll haunt me ...

Stone Sour

#17. I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death.

Thomas Hobbes

#18. Having the urge to write is one thing; acting on it is another.

Roy Peter Clark

#19. I wasn't heading toward a future I wanted as much as I was running away from one I didn't.

Vicki Pettersson

#20. A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

Jean Kerr

#21. By simply attending to how we feel without trying to judge or change our feelings, we may notice that there's no real distinction between self and other. If it's a grey day inside, ... it's a grey day outside as well.

Steve Hagen

#22. It was the time of year that makes every poet's heart sing and every lawyer question their life choices.

Portia Porter

#23. I was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after.

Lisa Scottoline

#24. She begged for time to stop, for clocks to break, for every star to remain fixed. But none of that happened.

Alice Hoffman

#25. They were smiling at each other as if this was the beginning of the world.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#26. Human mind & news Media work on the same principle: Unsatisfied with the past; worried about future; ignorant about the present moment.

Saurabh Sharma

#27. Drops Dripped. Quiet talk went on. Horses neighed and scuffled. Someone snored.

Leo Tolstoy

#28. What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce.

Claire Trevor