Dissecting A Frog Quotes

#1. Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

E.B. White

#2. Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.

Barry Cryer

#3. I read once that explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog," Mark said. "You find out how it works, but the frog dies in the process.

Cassandra Clare

#4. Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

Mark Twain

#5. Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.

E.B. White

#6. Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies.

Alan Ford

#7. Being with him made her feel as though her soul had escaped from the narrow confines of her island country into the vast, extravagant spaces of his. He made her feel as though the world belonged to them- as though it lay before them like an opened frog on a dissecting table, begging to be examined.

Arundhati Roy

#8. Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.

E.B. White

#9. I'm going to be going to a secluded spot where no one can find me - NBC prime time.

Jay Leno

#10. The unique eludes us; yet we remain faithful to the ideal of it; and in spite of sense and of our merely abstract thinking, it becomes for us the most real thing in the actual world, although for us it is the elusive goal of an infinite quest.

Josiah Royce

#11. At the beginning of this album I discovered the computer and had great fun playing with the thing. And I realized that, not being a good keyboard player, I could write things in very small sections, give them a certain feel and mess about with bends on the keyboard.

Midge Ure

#12. Did he open the wrong... "Probably shouldna opened all those drawers," Blake carries on, rubbing his chin. "Ya can't unsee some of those toys. But everybody has to have his own kinda fun.

Sarina Bowen

#13. Christ didn't call us into religion but into relationship, relationship with Him and with one another.

Rice Broocks

#14. Personality maintains its discreetness by an act of will. Otherwise one person will flow helplessly into another.

Camille Paglia

#15. No, Carolyn, you can't petition PETA to get a waiver from dissecting the frog. The frog's already dead. It donated itself to science. Don't let its sacrifice be in vain. -Brandon

Abigail Roux

#16. This world by itself is a wonder.

Richard J. Borden

#17. I'm a researcher, so I'm realistic that there's nothing I'm doing that's going to prevent me from getting cancer in the future. But I can slow it down.

Tom Rath

#18. The man who prays grows, and the muscles of the soul swell from this whipcord to iron bands.

F.B. Meyer

#19. Patience, persistence, and power to do are only acquired by work.

J.G. Holland

#20. Criticism is like dissecting a dead frog," Caleb said when the book was published. "They're examining all the guts and shit and organs, when the thing that really matters, whatever it was that animated the body, has long since left. It does nothing for the art.

Kevin Wilson

#21. It don't take no nerve to do somepin when there ain't nothin' else you can do.

John Steinbeck

#22. What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

Drew Carey

#23. Hey, wanna fuck?

Karen Marie Moning

#24. I think most children who are adopted ultimately want to meet their biological parents and often do. I think that is an important journey for children who are adopted to go on.

Madonna Ciccone

#25. She'd woken up with a receipt for condoms. That much she knew. But had she used them? Even if she had, a little voice in the back of her head yelled, "Glow-in-the-dark condoms from the Dollar Store, probably expired!

Samantha Bohrman

#26. My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.

Rodney Dangerfield