Dissecting Frog Quotes

#1. My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.

Rodney Dangerfield

#2. Nobody's going to cook me and eat me, I hope."
"People don't quite understand," Michael said, and he may have been serious, "to be eaten pays a compliment to your power.

Denis Johnson

#3. Extreme concupiscence may be found under extreme austerity.

Margaret Of Valois

#4. Being with him made her feel as though her soul had escaped from the narrow confines of her island country into the vast, extravagant spaces of his. He made her feel as though the world belonged to them- as though it lay before them like an opened frog on a dissecting table, begging to be examined.

Arundhati Roy

#5. Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.

E.B. White

#6. Open your eyes. Look at me. I need you to see what you do to me.

M.J. Carnal

#7. Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.

E.B. White

#8. Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

Mark Twain

#9. Chess is a contest between two men which lends itself particularly to the conflicts surrounding aggression.

Reuben Fine

#10. The way my life's structured, I don't stay in a place for more than a couple months.

Conor Oberst

#11. I read once that explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog," Mark said. "You find out how it works, but the frog dies in the process.

Cassandra Clare

#12. No, Carolyn, you can't petition PETA to get a waiver from dissecting the frog. The frog's already dead. It donated itself to science. Don't let its sacrifice be in vain. -Brandon

Abigail Roux

#13. I am the same kind of moron as the rest of you, it's the method that does the work, for me as well as for you.

Alfred Korzybski

#14. Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.

Barry Cryer

#15. Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

E.B. White

#16. Criticism is like dissecting a dead frog," Caleb said when the book was published. "They're examining all the guts and shit and organs, when the thing that really matters, whatever it was that animated the body, has long since left. It does nothing for the art.

Kevin Wilson

#17. I grew up surfing. My dad probably put me on a surfboard before I could walk.

Luke Bracey

#18. A Beautiful Woman Is A Baggage. Thank God Yours Is A Suit Case

Maurys Gaucho

#19. Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies.

Alan Ford